~I don't think anyone really reads this profile, so i'm working on trimming it down~
If I send you a message it means four things:
I've read your whole profile at least once.
I've read all the questions under "unacceptable answers".
I think its worth finding out if we will get along.
I actually feel there is something to say. (This is actually the most important, there are plenty of people that meet the first 3, but I wont do anything if I don"t have anything to say)
I am a human and a person (there is a difference). As such, I try my best to either fix or embrace my flaws. I am eccentric and kind of strange sometimes, but I'm mostly harmless. It is very important for me to be myself, so I don't like filtering my words or changing how I behave. I will, but I need to be convinced it's for a good reason.
I am very honest and very frequently say what I'm thinking or feeling. This makes me seem abrasive if you aren't prepared for it. I am normally a warm and friendly person that wants to include everyone in everything. The only times I don't do it are when I feel I should make sure I don't alienate a person for some selfish reason.
I have a VERY thick skin. The majority of people don't even have the ability to offend me. The big ones all involve some type of overt discrimination, at which point I will be unable to hide my utter disdain for your very existence.
I want to find people that have personalities and goals that are compatible with mine.
If you no longer want to have contact with me all you need to do is say so. I will wish you a good life and never talk to you again. All I ask is that you do the same for me.
I've slowed down in the partying area. I still go out 3-4 nights a week, but the goal is activities and social interaction rather than substance intake and reckless behavior. I also only use an e-cig now.
I have stated that I am "mostly vegetarian". i physically feel better this way. I eat meat once a week. I do this not because I want to, but because when I actually do want to eat meat I don't want to have gastrointestinal freak outs. (short from, I don't want to have to run to the bathroom and nearly poop myself(it's important that online dating profiles stay classy right?))
I like hanging out, going to bars, playing games (especially pool and board games), talking and listening to music (i like them separate, but i like them more when done in conjunction), people watching, random conversations(with people i know or total strangers), silly mental exercises, and making things.
ENTP, Aquarius Aquarius Taurus, i don't care about these things as I do not think they are useful.
I intend to open a series of non-profit greenhouses in urban areas. It is a solution to food deserts, it is a solution to the unsustainability of our current way of life, and it will help provide the framework for an anarcho-communist future.
I also have a business with one of my friends. We design, make, and sell pinback buttons. We have a lot of designs and you can look at them here: www.ambiguousinsignias.com
inventing new recipes out of stuff i have lying around
getting into/out of weird situations
being angry at characters in movies and TV shows
coming up with great ideas and then forgetting them
Double line chin beard
Messenger bag with high voltage strap
I have bright green eyes
The eloquent, nonsensical phrase i tried to use as an introduction
That I am weird as hell
stranger in a strange land
cheech and chong
v for vendetta
the big lebowski
bladerunner (final cut version)
monty pythons flying circus
parks and rec
jack off jill
raw fruit and vegetables
I really like cured meats, but i try not to eat them because they are bad for me
interesting stuff to read
Is my cat getting fat because i feed him too much or because I don't play with him enough?
What i'm going to eat because i forgot to go shopping again.
i paint my toenails not because its cool, but because it makes me feel pretty
i dont like led zeppelin or jimmmy hendrix
i was born and raised mormon, that ended when i was 19. (the worst part about this is that even after 10 years the term "magic underwear" still bothers me, I'm not sure ill ever be able to shake that)
sometimes i wear an ankle length skirt
i like to be the inside spoon on occasion
Ive been dealing with it since childhood, but its still bothers me when people spell my name wrong (its J-O-N, there is NO "H").
you just want to grab a beverage and chat about random stuff
you want to people watch and put 25 cent bets on bizarre things (like what color shirt the 7th person from now is going to have on)
you want to hang out and do something fun
there is something i can learn from you
you want to play with my cat while i do homework (seriously, this is something i need)
You want to go to a planetarium show. ( And none of this "oh i totally want to go" and then when i try to make it happen you cop out like every other person that has said this(this is a raw spot if you hadn't noticed))
You have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and you're wearing sunglasses.
You should not message me if:
you think flag burning is more offensive than book burning
you think creationism has a place in science classes
you think unrequited love is anything other than creepy or foolish.
you are co-dependent or super needy
you are going to pontificate about your religious views
you have children and i will need to be around them for an extended period of time