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My self-summary
I should probably say that my name is Maya. Yes, like the Mayan civilization, but it has nothing to do with that. I'm kind of an anomaly. I've been to a billion places and speak a billion languages. I sing wherever I am. Who knows who's listening?

I'm an INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. This basically means that I'm an introverted, intuitive, thinking, and judging individual.

I smile a lot. Like more than is usually appropriate. Don't mind me. Also, I tend to snort when I laugh, so that's pretty sexy.

My acquaintances have called me pessimistic, gloomy, and angry. But people who really know me know that I'm just ditzy, restless, and well-meaning. I care about everything slightly too much.
What I’m doing with my life
I stutter and stumble, mutter and mumble.
I'm an avid reader and listener of music.
I've also been trying to record myself singing and playing guitar more often.
I work out and would love a work out buddy to keep me motivated. Sometimes it's just so hard to make it happen on your own.
I am attending the University of Washington. I'm very very excited about it. The other half of my life, I live in Dallas.
I’m really good at
-Puns so bad you'll never want to talk to me again
-Falling flat on my face (and ass, knees, etc.)
-Speaking languages
-Explaining my puns
-Watching really bad TV
The first things people usually notice about me
People usually notice my strawberry blonde hair or my grey eyes. I guess those are the things that really set me apart from everyone else.

I'm pretty tall, so be intimidated.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: John Green and David Sedaris are probably two of my favorite authors. I also love the Harry Potter Series, The Great Gatsby, Brave New World, and anything embarrassingly girly and romantic.

My favorite movies are usually romantic comedies or anything Judd Apatow.

My favorite TV shows include Parks and Recreation, The Office, Broad City, It's Always Sunny, Strangers With Candy, The Sarah Silverman Program, Freaks and Geeks, and quite a few others.

I'm kind of a music snob. I love Neutral Milk Hotel, The Shins, Tegan and Sara, The Velvet Underground, the Beatles, Radical Face, Blind Pilot, Joanna Newsom, Mumford and Sons, Nahko and Medicine for the People and others.

I am a complete and total carbivore.
Six things I could never do without
1. Wanderlust.
2. A nice, warm blanket and fluffy pillow.
3. Avocados
4. Music.
5. My guitar.
6. My voice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do 7th chords even exist? They're just a headache.
Living in a hidden cabin in the middle of the woods with my significant other.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually at home surrounded by roommates. Maybe I'm playing guitar or Cards Against Humanity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love grand romantic gestures. I never got asked to any high school dances, so I've never actually experienced one.

I'm really awkward and introverted until you get to know me. Then I won't stop talking.

Also, I have perfect pitch and synesthesia (associative, not projective). It's genetic and can be annoying as hell.

I own more dresses than any Seattleite should own.

I'm probably the clumsiest person you will ever meet (and not necessarily in that "Oh, I'm Zooey Deschanel and I'm quirky and awkward and clumsy" way). I always come prepared with bandaids and Neosporin.

I adore reality TV. I'm so sorry.

Also, lumberjack fantasies.
You should message me if
**You want to be my friend! It's been a while since I've been in this area and I don't know many people**

You want to take me on photography adventures.

You are over 6'3, can grow a beard, and own flannel that I can steal.

You want to cuddle and watch Are You Afraid of the Dark with me (I'm too afraid to watch it on my own. Yes. Seriously).

You want to go hiking (I would go myself, but being carless and hiking don't mix).

You want a workout buddy.

Or just message me anyways. You know. Whatever.
The two of us