35 Rutherford, United States
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My self-summary
Please dont take this too seriously. Most all of this starts to read the same a lot sooner than later. Check out my pics and go from there. Read some of my interests if you feel like it, but it's way cooler to discover all that stuff away from the keyboard. My experience is that similar interests dont nearly yield the kind of results one might expect.

ENFP - 'nuf said, i'm really fun to be around :D

oh yea, I'm a bleeding heart, lefty liberal looney toon!
What I’m doing with my life
I maintain an intranet, do instructional design, HTML and new hire training for a publishing company, yet I have a B.A. in BS (Liberal Arts)..super snoozy lol
I’m really good at
Brewing coffee using various apparatuses
Hiding in plain sight
Living on the edge of glory
Driving through living rooms
Time travel
Not eating meat very often, but when I do it's rare ;)
Knowing what it takes to win in the Punderdome
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a 2D halfwit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
armchair physics to whimsical fiction
TV shameless, girls, californication, mad men, borgias, big bang theory, into the wormhole, ancient aliens, no reservations, twin peaks
magic mike, natural born killers, science of sleep, waking life, the birdcage
Even a shitty track will sound elegant on a Phazon or Funktion One system. I listen to, Deep House / Tech House / most EDM
Classic Rock, Biggie, Nas, Jay-Z, Beanie Sigel, Wu Tang, Dre, Snoop, Slick Rick, MF Doom,

Bubblegum Pop
The six things I could never do without
zelda old and new (you can borrow any game anytime, no late fees!)
sriracha or any hot sauce
morning kiss, spoon, cuddle party
straight razors & shaving oil
obscenely expensive lip balm
distilled water
eye contact
garlic salt
I spend a lot of time thinking about
outer space, multiverses, glitches
worldwide hunger while cooking
grooming habits [own + others]
right wing toolbags
donating time and money
unexpected gifts at unexpected times
mayhem & malarkey
On a typical Friday night I am
Having two Saturday nights
Three knuckles deep lmao jay to the kay
Clinging to my last shred of dignity
Drilling depravity cavities
Tending to a stable of unicorns
Stealing cougar jewelry
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
* I have pissed on the third rail and lived to tell the tale.
* I've danced alone with Bjork at Circus Circus in the 101
* I have a paralyzing fear of getting sharticles on my toothbrush.
* I own The Clapper and use it every day.

If I'm putting all this stuff on the internet, imagine what I'm willing to tell you in person.
You should message me if
* You want to laugh a lot and maybe shove each other around in public.
* Jacked or Used up is your body type lol
* Are openminded.
* Dont take yourself too seriously.
* Touch your face to adjust your glasses when you have your contacts in.
* Enjoy stranger danger.
* If you made it this far, why not try and take a stab at what part/s of my profile is/are an out and out lie? :D