31 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm like an onion. I have many different layers, and I will probably make you cry. Sorry about that.
What I’m doing with my life
Exploring. Places, experiences, my limits... if you're the type to settle with what you have and never try anything new, we probably won't get on.
I’m really good at
Jewel theft. Driving getaway cars. Cracking top secret codes. Swashbuckling battles of sword and rhyming repartee.

Saying dickhead things to people in a way that actually makes them laugh and enjoy my company even more.
The first things people usually notice about me
Slightly crazy eyes (not to mention the eyebrows), smile, very proper english accent, and occasionally, that I've just been very direct.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Princess Bride is the best film of all time. Pirates of the Carribean and films like that - shallow imitations.

I am actually very easy to please with food - especially trying the local options when I'm travelling. China was a dream come true.
The six things I could never do without
Jazz, freedom, internet access, all-you-can-eat chinese, dance, adventure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Shoes and ships and sealing-wax. And cabbages. And kings. And why the sea is boiling hot. And whether pigs have wings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing, out at a bar/restaurant with friends. Maybe something theatre-related. Often meeting new people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have xray vision. Whatever you're wearing... it's futile.
You should message me if
If you truly can't resist. ;)