34Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
Ahoy there miss! Thank you for perusing my profile. I'm an active, ambitious, gentlemanly chap. A clean-cut straight-shooter for the most part. If, to summarize oneself, entails describing one's experiences, passions, and goals, well... we'd be here in perpetuity. Let's begin!

Though I haven't yet died, I've also come close a couple times (see attached photo). Though I haven't yet been married, I mulled it over once (please be gentle with my battered yet emboldened heart). Along all along the dips and zeniths of the rollercoaster that is life, I've taken in what one ought to learn from those extremes, and enjoyed the contentedness as well as the blessings in between.

In regards to being on this nifty lil' website, what I have to offer and what you can expect- I'm a pretty go-with-the-flow fella. If you're looking for a bloke to meet the folks, or just up for some jokes and a poke, it'd be just peachy to see if we might be pals in one way or another.
What I’m doing with my life
For the most part, I'm enjoying it. I work as Chief Vehicle Relocation Engineer for a very well established service provider. It is an absolute hoot!
If everything goes according to plan, I'll retire young enough and drive around all day volunteering for Meals on Wheels.
I’m really good at
...making old ladies happy!

I'm also 'good at' Kant's sense of 'duty', which any gentleman of merit ought to exude; such as getting doors for strangers, being courteous, tipping well, and most perhaps important - understanding how to properly travel in the left and the right lanes along the motorway.
The first things people usually notice about me
varies, depending on what they usually look to notice. l often fluctuate between the clean cut, slim glasses younger dude look and a more brusque, goatee with artsy fartsy thick glasses guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Anything by Bill Watterson

Movies - The Game, UP!, Double Jeopardy, approximately 3 minutes of all the Fast n' Furious movies combined. Several Bill Murray masterpieces.

Shows - Seinfeld, The Practice, Boston Legal, Top Gear, Fifth Gear, Judge Judy, Inside West Coast Customs, COPS, The Phantom of the Opera (just thought I'd throw that in there for you classy broads). I've also been curriculum-conspired to see a fair bit of live theatre shows, which is truly enchanting!

Music - Yes indeed. I prance around several genres. My personal collection is composed of eclectic delights such as Red Hot Chili Peppers, DMX, Carmina Burana, Depeche Mode... hell, even an Armin Van Buren trance re-mix of Like a Prayer by Madonna.

Food - Yes. All of it.
Six things I could never do without
- Determination
- Optimism
- The courage to change the things I can
- The serenity to accept the things I can't
- The wisdom to know the difference
- Yoga
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how even in the worst of times, we somehow pull together, i.e. Missisippi is the poorest state, yet in terms of donations, the most generous.

In other thoughts, I'm itching to put half my savings into an E-Trade account and become the financial maven my finance professor said I would be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Packin' the mac in the back of the Ack.
Tee hee! Hope you enjoyed the nifty Big Pun interlude.

My Fridays are considerably less adventurous, as I am usually working. Pretty much anyone I used to kick it with is at home with offspring and a wife anyways.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have been arrested. But it's ok, I was at the The Democratic National Convention, beating up hippies.
My cousin Eddie sells faulty sprinkler systems to elementary schools, and my brother fixes NBA games.
Other than that, I'm a pretty clean-cut straight shooter; unless you consider getting thrown out of a Chili's a crime.
You should message me if
vous voulez mon petit chou!
The two of us