On with the super serious profile. Pay attention, there will be a quiz at the end... Or possibly the middle. I won't follow your rules! take that society!
10 I hate long walks on the beach! My hobbies include making fun of online profile sites, and chewing asparagus. My taste in music is salty! Are you still reading this? Then you wont mind reading it again.... I hate long walks on the beach! My hobbies include making fun of online profile sites, and chewing asparagus. My taste in music is salty! Are you still reading this?
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Off to live in a cave!
I suppose I will have to tell you a story: Once there was a cute little girl with curly blond........ No no no Once upon a time? Naaa......... Long long ago in a galaxy far far away, Hmmmmm......... How about the moment when I first learned the true nature of time? I know, most folks do not remember the specific instance, But I do. When I was 4 years old ( Yes even I was cute once ), I lived in Taiwan. It was my habit every day to come home from preschool, flop down on the couch, and watch "Wu di cheging gangh" ( a Chinese giant robot cartoon, He could launch his fist like a rocket! Beat that! ). One day the other kids on the bus and I got into some fun ( I do not even remember what ) that delayed me from getting home for an hour or so. I flopped down on the sofa firm in the belief that I could watch Wu di! Because I KNEW ( Much the same way that I knew that turning on the faucet would cause water to flow for me ) that the TV station would broadcast the show when I got home and got comfy on the couch! I learned 2 painful lessons that day. 1 Time moves around me, regardless of what I do! 2 The world does not exist for me alone. Both hard lessons for a 4 year old, and I got them both at once!
Also.... I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
The moon is a harsh mistress by Robert A. Heinlein
And anything else by Robert A. Heinlein, Terry Pratchett, George R. R. Martin, J. R. R. Tolkien, L.E. Modesitt, and many others. Starting to get the geek picture?
Movies/shows: In no particular order... The Princes bride, The guild, Star Trek/Wars/Gate, Blazing Saddles, Arrested development, Hot fuzz, Firefly, Archer, Babylon 5, The Secretary, Sports night, Matrix, A Clockwork Orange, Doctor Who, Soap, American Beauty, News Radio, Battlestar Galactica, Dr Katz, Community, Big bang theory, Alphas, Equilibrium, Parks and Recreation, Red Dwarf, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Venture Bros, The Tick, O Brother Where Art Thou, Taxi, Game of thrones, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog!Plus just about anything with a super hero.... And ya know..... Porn!
I do cook. And some times I enjoy it. Other times not so much. I worked in restaurants as a cook for 17 years! So I can cook circles around most folks. But for the longest time I was burnt out and did not care to cook at home. I had a 7 year relationship in which I cooked for her one time! :O But in my last relationship I cooked anywhere from 1-7 times a week, depending. Ideally I'd like to be in a situation where I had a cooking slave. Though I'd take over once in a while for fun. My favorite food is sushi! Which really does not count as cooking per se. But being the non-picky type ( when it comes to food that is ) My second favorite is what ever some one takes the time to make for me!
What are the delusions I believe so completely that I have never thought them through!
Not reading instruction manuals
Arabic dog breeding-watching
Reeses Peanut butter cups
Boobs, and how to touch more of them
Knitting my chest hair into alien symbols
Leeloo dallas multipass
The smell of napalm in the morning
Do they speak english in what?
Swinging on a star
Making strange lists
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