FunSized045
24 Hudson, United States
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My self-summary
What a small box to summarize an entire person in.

I am, first and foremost, a writer. I write about anything and everything so chances are if I really like you, everything you say to me will wind up tucked between sentences and slid between the pages of books.

I love fresh fruit. I have two cats. I am incredibly easy to talk to. If you run over turtles you are a fucking horrible person. That being said, I have a terrible/wonderful potty mouth and I am constantly slinging sarcasm. I have tattoos and piercings and I am always talking about getting more of them. I have a Fitblr and if you use Tumblr you know what that is. I like to cook and walk in the woods in relative silence. I'm looking for new friends because I've already stolen all the candy from my old ones.

It is such a huge turnoff when people can't carry on a proper conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
I work full time and go to school full time. I love to travel and dump most of my spare cash into traveling, whether just a day trip to somewhere obscure that I have never been before or saving up for a proper adventure. Cali next summer.
I’m really good at
Mad Gab. That board game is my bitch.

Also writing, baking, getting paper cuts, poking myself in the eye and/or accidentally punching myself when I'm trying to adjust my shirt, spilling ALL THE THINGS, ordering drinks at Starbucks that they don't make anymore (hello/goodbye caramel crunch frappuchino) and buying too much of something because I'm afraid I'll run out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have naturally curly hair so people notice that a lot. I just have a really strong, almost boisterous personality that tends to bowl people over if they aren't expecting it. I talk really fast. I am an endless fountain of useless information and I read too much which just perpetuates the flow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have always got my nose stuck in a book, whether I'm reading one or writing one. It's cruel to ask my favorites.

I like movies. Lots of horror movies, old school Disney, cartoons, anything directed by Tim Burton, a few foreign films that have their own special place in my heart.

As for TV, I would be lying if I left Spongebob off this list. I am almost ashamed to admit how much I love that show. Almost. I also like River Monsters, anything involving Bear Grylls, a few select garbage reality shows like ANTM and Ink Master, anything educational about "paranormal" subjects or things like the Megalodon shark or mermaids or what have you.

I love food, if you couldn't tell by my squishy physique. I am very allergic to shellfish/salt water fish and I don't care for freshwater fish. I live to eat chicken. I was a vegetarian but I was advised by my doc to go back to eating meat. Thus the squishy parts. I love to cook. I drink Sunny D when I am sick. I like to drink amaretto ALL THE TIME.
The six things I could never do without
1. Something to write with/on.
2. Some sort of musical source. Radio, computer, iPod, etc.
3. Super comfy pants.
4. A sense of adventure in travel.
5. My cat, Mongo.
6. A hot shower.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Money, plans, traveling. Existentialism. Why some people put the cheese on top of the pepperoni. The mysteries of life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing! I love to go out dancing with friends and toss back a couple drinks. I also like to read, watch movies, play board games, just get dinner with the people I love. I'm easy to please and down for anything!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am terrified of June bugs and I spend too much time in the shower. I smell book pages in the library when no one is looking. If you have an Irish, Scottish, British, anything European accent I will love you more than I should.
You should message me if
You're looking for new friends, too!
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