52Tucson, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a lot less serious than I look in my photos. I embrace nonconformity. The only religion I follow is the golden rule.

I'm as superficial as the next guy, I just like a different kind of girl than he does. Curvy or plus sized is awesome, but that doesn't mean I'm looking for a sofa tater. I'm active and hope that you are too.
What I’m doing with my life
Full time father half the time.
I’m really good at
Bad puns and unconventional ideas. I do a few awesome impressions including Donald Duck and the guy from Slingblade. I have this uncanny ability to spell better when I'm typing than when I'm writing or reciting. Muscle memory?
The first things people usually notice about me
I listen before talking. And I tend to underdress. Sorry, but I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books & Movies: The last movie I thought was really funny was Napolean Dynamite, or maybe the Sharknado series.

Music: If I just say KXCI, does that answer it?

Food: I pretend to like healthy, cage-free, worldy food. It's a convincing act.
Six things I could never do without
- A well tuned bicycle fork.
-Shrimp ceviche
-That third shelf in my fridge where I keep the beer cold
-Free Internet
-My ability to count to six
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Me next great invention.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical Friday night... no such thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes, when I don't know the words to a song, I'll mumble along to the tune and fake it. (Oooo I feel drenched in shame.)
You should message me if
You are naturally curvy. And pretty. And smart. And independent.

You spew milk through your nose when something's really funny

You don't care what kind of car I drive

You don't smoke or chew with your mouth open

You're not looking to increase the number of people on this planet. Or any planet.
The two of us