I'm a cancer survivor. I punched cancer in the ovaries.
I knit and read. I like contemporary literature and I have a degree in film.
I have a massive chin, but it's still kind of pretty. I consider myself more of a Reese Witherspoon than a Jay Leno.
I still think running up stairs on all fours is fun and cool.
I'm the worst.
Wayne's World, Bottle Rocket, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Psycho Beach Party, Kicking and Screaming (1995), Wet Hot American Summer
The O.C., Community, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, True Blood, Arrested Development, Buffy
Talking Heads, Mates of State, They Might Be Giants, of Montreal, DEVO, !!!, Diamond Rings, Architecture in Helsinki, Jurassic 5, Future Islands, Youth Lagoon, Man Man, Surfer Blood, The Mountain Goats, New Pornographers, The Mae-Shi
Thai food is fantastic.
So is all the rest of the food.
Also how I want to convince the hot maintenance dude at my apartment to teach me how to ride a bicycle.
My schedule isn't so rigid.
Currently I'm sifting through thirty fucking messages that all just say some variation of "hello" or "how are you?" Please don't do this to me.
Also I'm terrified of dolphins.
How about this: Just DON'T send me a message if you hate cats. Or if it says anywhere on your profile (or should) that you don't like to read. Or if you have ever referred to anyone not related to you as "bro." Or if you're in the "Don't Move Here" camp. You guys are dicks and you're not helping the problem.
Or if you have ever been an undecided voter. That's fucking ridiculous and we're not going to get along.