Funnygeekysexy
36Huntsville, United States
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My self-summary
((I apologize for the long read. I keep adding to it because I want you to be able to get a good feel of who I am... I should probably just make a blog and rattle off there instead... >_< ))

I was the goofy alpha nerd in highschool. You know, back before computer geeks were popular. Now I am someone that others look up to. Job, house,car, Anime collection, gaming skills confident enough to take on anyone anywhere. (Except those professional Asian gamers... but they don't count cause reasons!)
I am a body heat leeching cuddler who will lay all over you or the couch or the windowsill or porch in the sun like a cat. I cook and clean and when offered something as simple as an extended view of some sweater puppies, will even do the dishes. I'm pervy because we all need that one friend who can turn any conversation into something hilariously sexual. I'm wise beyond my years because my regrets are for things I did and not for things I didn't do. I believe we give ourselves meaning yet fall perfectly into my Scorpio/Sagittarius Cusp and ENTJ descriptions.
What I’m doing with my life
I have my own place, my own vehicle, and a big person job, as should everyone on this site. Hard to find a mate if you can't drive to see them, have your own place to invite them over to, or afford to go on a date.

Putting a smile on people's faces.
I’m really good at
Melting people with body heat
Turning anything into a sexual innuendo
Giving massages
Finding people who will not return the favor for the above -_-
Driving
Binge watching/reading/listening
The things guys are not allowed to put on their profile because it makes women believe that they are on here for one thing only ;p
Being confident in myself
Excel (There is a woman out there who will find that fucking sexy thank you very much)
Geek stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have a warm smile and that I treat people I just met like friends I've known for a lifetime.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am a Sci fi and fantasy fan when it comes to reading. (John Ringo, Anne Rice, Naomi Novik, Terry Pratchett)

A hard core carnivore when it comes to eating. (All the meats!!!)

Music is something I love. My mp3 player contains mashups of everything.

I am fan of Japanese Animation, Korean and Japanese dramas and manga, and various media forms around the world. I am a varied in my interest as there is much in the world to only like one or two things.

I love card games like Tanto Cuore and Magic the Gathering. I try to host or attend a weekly game night with friends, though when they suck and have to adult, I have went to the gaming gatherings at local game stores. Meeting new friends through gaming beats meeting someone at a bar or disco anyday!

I'm also a big fan of fighting games and RPGs. Gaming wise, my preference will always be games I can play with others locally, followed by MMOs then anything that's at least entertaining alone. I do have confidence in my gaming abilities and won't back down from a challenge, even if it hands me my ass a dozen times in a row.

I love romance stories, though I lean towards romantic comedies than the more serious romances, I will get super engrossed in a good story no matter what the genre is. I will yell at the characters and cry gallons of tears in a dark room at two in the morning because of a sad scene. I can marathon through books and shows and manga like a champ, but I will desperately restrain myself while you catch up.
Six things I could never do without
Intelligent adult conversation, Challenges, music, Delicious food, the internets, and Pop!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who are all these jerk add couples who already found their soul mate and are trying to rope the very few and far between single ladies in my area? You two are greedy jerks or just not wise enough to join SLS... chase after your own unicorn

Why online dating is so hard. The premise is easy enough right? Put in what I'm looking for, describe myself the way I am, and answer the silly random questions. After that, it SHOULD just pop up, "This woman right here is the one you are looking for." Worst case scenario, it should be, "here is what your looking for but they aren't looking for you, this other one is the one who is looking for you."

I've put in a lot of effort to be someone who you would be proud to introduce to your parents, and gloat unabashedly to your friends. I have went through profile after profile to make sure that I am not the person that everyone will spend a paragraph explaining how they don't want thar person anywhere near them.

So I guess the real question is, what am I missing that makes the one for me want to pause their anime or Netflix marathon and claim me as theirs like a child licking the last piece of cake.

As I scroll through my feed filled with my friends engagement anouncements, I think about the standards I hold myself to. I want a partner and a rival, someone who I not only see myself walking side by side down the path of happiness, but someone who isn't afraid to challenge me to a foot race when I least expected it. I have deviated from that standard before... multiple times, and I ended up hurting people I care about. So now I have became cautious about who I invite to the path... I want to love someone with 135% but I want to be absolutely sure that they can return the effort. It hurts knowing your partner can't care for you like you do them... and it feels worse when you realize that you can't love the one you love the way that they need you to...

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On a typical Friday night I am
I have no idea what I will be doing on Friday nights when I return. I would like it to be my gaming night, a night where friends can relax, unwind, and talk about stuff that mattered like GoT predictions and Tank vs DPS arguments.

Keep in mind that I have no fear of public displays of affection so just being around our friends will not save you from a tickling match. Most of my friends are pretty ratchet so expect them to be cheering us on it at least yelling out, "WORLD STAR!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
How much I hate it when my friends say, "Don't try so hard to find someone, just let it happen!" I am not a wait and let things fall into my lap type of person. I am a, "If I want something, I will face the worst the world has to offer to get it" type person and I feel that the person who should be with me is out there busting her ass to try to find me through all the douche-bags and creepy stalkers that are between me and her.
You should message me if
you made it this far reading my profile. You are someone who works to make sure you look better than your partner knowing that they are working hard to look good for you.
You will message me with more than, "hey" because you know damn well us guys are told to never just say hey.
You are someone who wants a partner to walk beside motivating each other.

I haven't updated this profile in quite the while! Mainly cause it's been just recording the same stuff over and over so I figure I'll give you something else to read.

So, things that I will 100% do in a relationship with you (once we have established our coziness with each other of course):
I will touch your butt... Like...alot. I am a touchy feely molestie cuddler. Feel free to do the same ^_^

I will turn anything that you say into something perverted. I'll do it to stuff your friends say too. (And it's totally their fault for setting me up like that)

I will sleep less than you, it's not cause I don't want to come to bed and touch your butt. I'm just someone who doesn't sleep as much regularly. I have no problem if you fall asleep on me because you like me touching your butt.

If you play me in any sport or game, I will not only not let you win, I will try to beat you with every ounce of my skill. I want you to challenge me and I want you to beat me but I want you to never question that you didn't do it with your own skill.

I will hold you and cuddle you while we are fighting. If you are the type that can't stand to be next to someone when you are angry, I am not the one. Even if it is my fault, I'm still touching your butt.

I will brush your hair when you seem stressed or tired, I will also give you a massage and listen to you vent while saying, "I told you that bitch was crazy"

I will leave you if you aren't putting in as much effort as I am. If you want an easy out and not feel bad about getting rid of me, this is easy, simple, and guilt free on your part so you don't have to worry about looking like a bad guy. ^_^
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