I am smart, sarcastic, and awesome
Movies: Everything by Mel Brooks or Monty Python. The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Grandmas Boy, Super Troopers, Boondock Saints, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Army of Darkness, Dead Alive, and the Original Star Wars Trilogy.
TV shows: Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Rome, Louie, Rick and Morty, Band of Brothers, Deadwood, Planet Earth, Archer, Breaking Bad, House, Adventure Time.
Music: Tool, Nine Inch Nails, The Doors, Zeppelin, Richard Cheese, Tenacious D, mellow electronica, Black, Folk , and Death Metal. Little interest in most rap or country unless it's really funny.
You, if you're lucky.
Doing something with you would be nice too.