58 Grand Rapids, United States
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My self-summary
I look like someone you know. I'm not them, but I look like them. Perhaps I've stolen their identities, eaten their medications, sold their significant others and children into slavery. Ya just never know.

I was going to add to my profile to get that elusive 89%, but now I've changed my mind.

I am appealing, concealing, and quitepossiblyinsane.
What I’m doing with my life
Searching for the evil I haven't tried yet, or just a decent sushi bar ...
I’m really good at
Creative writing, making other people feel good about themselves, making other people feel BAD in a good way, testing boundaries.
The first things people usually notice about me
...is that they haven't met me before.
The six things I could never do without



nylon rope


a guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about

rhythm, various uses of

making new friends

making old friends
On a typical Friday night I am
Right behind you but don't turn around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've gone from extended adolescence to midlife crisis without ever hitting adulthood and I'm happy about it.
You should message me if
You want a dining partner for sushi.
You want to talk about guitars.
You need a spanking, (sex not guaranteed - blindfold available upon request ;-).