G0Dawgs
36 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
Secret agent. Race car driver. Rocket scientist. Super Bowl winning MVP. These are all accurate things that describe the last 4 sentences.

I like being active, have a job I don't hate that I'm good at, lots of good friends, and can reach all the stuff on the top shelf. Lots of other guys have that you say? Well I also have a clean bathroom! Checkmate other dudes.

Seriously, if you've gotten to the words part of the profile we're like halfway there, what do you have to lose? Unless you don't like fun, then we both have a lot to lose.
What I’m doing with my life
My day job is in the software industry and I basically get paid to point out flaws in other people's work, so everyone loves me there!

After a hard day of finger pointing I generally do something active after work, though what exactly that is changes pretty frequently. Right now that involves crossfit and running.
I’m really good at
Levity. I'm available if you'd like me to come on your next job interview throw out a few 1 liners to break the ice. I suppose this is also useful on dates.
The first things people usually notice about me
Most people would probably say that it's how tall I am. But people are liars! It's really my sick break dancing moves. That or the fact I'm half pacific islander.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read a ton of books but some of the most recent: Ready Player One, Girl with a Dragon Tattoo series, World War Z, Outliers, the first half of Game of Thrones every June before I give up, The emergency card as my plane is plummeting to the earth.

Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Inception, Groundhog Day, Forrest Gump, Django Unchained, Wet Hot American Summer, Super Troopers.

Shows: The Wire, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, 24 when it was good, The League, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The IT Crowd, Breaking Bad, The Wire again.

Music: Sublime, Imagine Dragons, Kanye's giant ego (he still makes some catchy tunes, jackass or not), Black Keys, Kid Cudi, Weezer, 90's hip-hop.

Food: Pizza, Mexican, Thai, Sushi, the lamentations of my vanquished foes.
The six things I could never do without
-An internet connection.
-My friends.
-A good beer.
-A comfy couch.
-A sense of humor.
-The sun. Good thing I live in Seattle!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my next challenge will be and if beer will be at the end of it. If the hokey pokey really is what it's all about. Funny things to put into dating profiles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out doing something with friends. Bar, movie, just hanging out playing games. I get restless if I sit at home by myself too long.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was 8 I broke my arm rollerskating and a little old lady walking by called me a girl. The curly hair I had as a kid probably didn't help.
You should message me if
You've got a good sense of humor, are smart, active, or if you've got a really good pickup line.

Also, if you're 100% Enemy with me. If my arch-nemesis is out there I should know about it.
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