34 Stevens Point, United States
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My self-summary
Hey everyone. My name is Chris. I like eating out at different restaurants so hit me up if you have a good appetite. I also like to hang out inside, play games, watch movies, watch sports, listen to music, drink wine, and relax. I like to go out and do different things.

I am loyal, adventurous, and off the hook
What I’m doing with my life
Living it. Improving it. Getting it back on track. I'm through wasting it, I feel I have wasted enough time. This may instill a lack of patience perhaps, maybe better described as an ambition to maximize life experiences. I hate waiting around for things to happen.

I am a prolific watcher of various sporting events. Watching football and baseball should be preferably enjoyed but tolerated at the very least. I also play either sport whenever possible. As far as allegiances go, I've held fast to state loyalty. Avid Packer and Brewer fan!

I am a classically trained pianist, organist, and singer. I work for several different churches and choirs in the area. I have an affinity for Baroque music, so I bought a 2 manual harpsichord on ebay.
I’m really good at
Nothing. I suck at everything. Just kidding.

Board games. I will kick your ass at monopoly. or the game of life. Clue. There's always Sorry... but of course no one is ever really sorry
Nintendo - original NES Super Mario brothers
Card Games - Poker especially.
Piano, organ, and singing. I have to be. It's my job.
Giving head and back massages. Fortunately I can cure headaches, unfortunately this then puts most girls to sleep
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't notice me. I notice them. I'm sneaky...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I have a Mario Puzo collection. I'm trying to get all 1st editions. Other than that I read non-fiction as needed for what ever interests me. History, ancient Greek or Latin, linguistics (especially Italian), philosophy, physics,

Movies: The Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, The Godfather trilogy, Goodfellas, Casino, Sideways, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Revolver. Also a big fan of HBO and Showtime Shows: The Sopranos, Six Feet under, Big Love, Weeds, Californication.

Music: Huge Led Zeppelin fan. Classic rock, Pink floyd, the doors, ac/dc. Louis Armstrong, Frank Sinatra. As an organist, harpsichordist and choir director I'm largely a studier of Bach. Mozart was a genius too. I like to go to an opera or two a year.

Food: I am quite a proficient glutton. Though my metabolism has saved me from obesity I can eat more than most people. Italian is my favorite. Toppers sticks are a delicacy. I'm not a fussy eater.
The six things I could never do without
1. My kids - top of the list
2. My girlfriend, friends & family
3. Music - Including music I play and listen to
4. Liberty - I'm a Libertarian. I believe in maximum freedom
5. Cell Phone
6. Topper's sticks - you'd have to try them
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life. Who I am. Where I'm going. Where do I fit in?

How everything and everyone affects everything else, time travel, laws of physics like gravity, relativity, chaos theory, the butterfly effect, black holes, the universe.

What if I procured enough money to invest into a skunk that had received scent gland removal surgery and kept it as a domesticated pet. Would it be like a striped cat? If I couldn't afford a skunk would there be other people that would invest into the shared cost of the skunk? Would living in different places be too confusing for the skunk?
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching or listening to the Brewer game somewhere
out with my girlfriend, or at her house
out with friends
playing pool
at home watching a movie

starring into the thick foggy mist, unabated in every direction but as astray and captive alike as though bore up in chains and fetters

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do a stupid dance. My knees sway and my legs move, but my feet remain planted. As a 10-year-old girl once put it "It's like what Elvis did, only Elvis did it better."

I don't spend $1 bills or any currency of the old design

I don't like to use abbreviations when I text message (but sometimes I do.) Hell, I even use proper punctuation!

I'm attracted to violinists. There's something hot about a girl holding a violin. I don't know. Flutes too.

It irritates me when ellipsis are overused or used incorrectly.
You should message me if
If you want to get to know me better.
If you are bored and want someone to talk to.
If you have anything interesting or creative to say.
If you want to inspire a conversation.
If you play an instrument and want to get together and jam
If you want to try and pester me.
If you think I wouldn't annoy the shit out of you too much, or that if I did, it would be in a good way.
If you are interested in being a major or minor investor in a pet skunk
If you want to go on an adventure; I'm up for anything