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My self-summary
I'm the type of person who loves a nice rich conversation with cheap humor and probably true facts. I'm smiley and sincere, which I learned in the small New England town I grew up in. I'm a realistic optimist. I crush some dad jokes. I'm an ENTP and have some of that treasured north eastern edge. Old stories and old objects hold my interest. Rumor has it the room cheered when I was born. I'm just waiting to be quizzed about all the stuff I've learned on NPR. I have a spotify playlist that will definitely make you cry.

Watch out, my last pic is an add!
What I’m doing with my life
Bartending, schooling, making large pieces of art with spray paint, tinkering and fixing things, executing street justice, taking trips near and far, and podcast binging
I’m really good at
Seeing everything at concerts while pissing the people behind me off, joking around with strangers, anecdotal knowledge, moving to music, doing an array of accents for karaoke or even sometimes in dreams
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't look like I'd rob them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hemingway, Gabrial Garcia Marquez, Randy Mosher, Raymond Carver

Last of the Mohicans

30 rock, Last Week Tonight, Kroll show, Mr. show, Trailer Park Boys

Waylon Jennings, Action Bronson, Queens of the Stone Age, Com Truise, Earthless, The Cinematic Orchestra, Mark Ronson, The Arcs, Ween, White Denim, Kings of Convenience, The Tallest Man on Earth, The Game, and Shirley Ellis. Did you know Bridging the Gap by the Black Eyed Peas is actually a good album. Don't believe me? Look that shit up.

Seafood makes me loose track of time. Also did you know that people enjoy the taste of their own hand oils and that's why seafood caught by you tastes better. That is not true, nobody knows why it tastes better.
Six things I could never do without
My vintage Japanese motorcycle, Boston sports, my expanding vinyl collection, delicious craft beer, touching, and my sailboat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Really shallow stuff, like what people think about me, how beautiful all the girls I see all day are, and how annoying people can be
On a typical Friday night I am
Drag racing bicycles, choreographing off Broadway rain dances, making foreign films here in the US, getting foggy on the bridge
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I feel bad if I have to throw out $1.50 worth of pasta
You should message me if
you're witty and funny,
your personal images don't stretch the truth,
you know you're great
The two of us