deliciously terrible puns.
It's hard work keeping the damn dam from clogging with ham, ma'am.
reading, writing, reddit, puns, inane trivia, board games, pen and paper games (like DnD, I have DMed several times), debating, video games, driving jokes into the ground, and conquering the moon.
Well, that's not exactly true, I wear pants but due to a long and quite ridiculous series of events, my pants were lost in a tragic storm of pants eating moths.
Dresden Files series
Harry Turtledove novels
American Gods by Neil Gaiman
The Dark Knight
The Usual Suspects
a giant netflix queue of more...
Star Trek TNG and DS9
some anime, like Stein's Gate
also a giant netflix queue.
Alice In Chains
several pandora radio stations worth of more...
I spend a whole lot of time thinking. Everything from some philosophy to that one time in the seventh grade where I did that one embarrassing thing to how many bears Teddy Roosevelt could punch in an afternoon.
The answer is 27, by the way.