30 Huntsville, United States
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My self-summary

deliciously terrible puns.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently do work for the Army Corp of Engineers doing IT work.

It's hard work keeping the damn dam from clogging with ham, ma'am.
I’m really good at
Big list of stream of consciousness incoming.

reading, writing, reddit, puns, inane trivia, board games, pen and paper games (like DnD, I have DMed several times), debating, video games, driving jokes into the ground, and conquering the moon.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not wearing pants.

Well, that's not exactly true, I wear pants but due to a long and quite ridiculous series of events, my pants were lost in a tragic storm of pants eating moths.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dresden Files series
Discworld series
Harry Turtledove novels
American Gods by Neil Gaiman

The Dark Knight
The Usual Suspects
a giant netflix queue of more...

Dr. Who
Star Trek TNG and DS9
Babylon 5
some anime, like Stein's Gate
also a giant netflix queue.

Foo Fighters
Rise Against
Dream Theater
Alice In Chains
The Killers
several pandora radio stations worth of more...
The six things I could never do without
I'd say pants but that would be a lie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where to start.

I spend a whole lot of time thinking. Everything from some philosophy to that one time in the seventh grade where I did that one embarrassing thing to how many bears Teddy Roosevelt could punch in an afternoon.

The answer is 27, by the way.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a friends house, either chilling, watching movies, or embarking on some other nerdy pursuit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm reasonably certain that someone is sneaking into my apartment and stealing my socks.
You should message me if
If you like a somewhat nerdy fellow who can certainly make you laugh. Or at least groan.