28 Bellevue, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I am a literate, elegant gentleman with impeccable taste.

You know what, this profile is to darn long and I'm sorry about that.

I'm at least reasonably intelligent, and well adjusted (I'm smart as shit and stable as a rock!). I think I am INTJ, but it's been a long time and I may have remembered a letter incorrectly. (I'm introverted and thinky) What's a letter or two between friends, right?

I'm self-aware, phlegmatic, and typically have my mind focused on the big picture rather than the minutia. (Do I sound like a dildo?) It takes active effort on my part to balance that particular inclination in order to live more in the moment. I have a feeling I should probably try to be with someone inclined the other way, but I certainly have no idea if that's the case. Who am I make such bold psychological proclamations. Who am I? Indeed :*( ... :) I'm don't actually talk this way. I lapse into a strange, contemplative voice when I write.

I just moved back to WA and am working at a company that makes SPACE SHIPS.

If this self-summary hasn't been arousing, then I don't know what would be.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at work doing work, coding side projects now and then, and doing some writing with one of my best buds. The pilot's almost finished, so I might be a Hollywood writer tomorrow.

I've discovered twitch. I like it because I find the people watching opportunity fascinating and I can listen while I do other things.

I just played the Talos Principle. Omgggg so good.
I’m really good at
I'm good at boxing (though no longer practicing), programming (or maybe just problem solving), empathy (and reading people), and telling jokes that take too long to register. That's a pretty honest appraisal I think. I am genuinely good at those things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty quiet until I get a read on the people in any given encounter. Maybe they notice that. Or perhaps, they are shocked beyond comprehension by my external beauty. That might be the third thing though. The first is probably the aura of intelligence and goodness surrounding me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Just finished reading Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot which was fantastic, 1Q84, the Wind up Bird Chronicles, Of Human Bondage, and now I'm reading Lincoln. It's hard for me to pick favorites. I love the Harry Potter series. Game of thrones, Avatar TLAB, Home Movies, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Sherlock, Star Trek TNG, Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, i Claudius, Shogun, and TOS are all fantastic and I've been enjoying Jensen Sportag and some chip tunes most recently. Chrono Trigger is my favorite game of all time. I am rather fond of sushi, baked goods, and sake. THOUGH i am trying a gluten-free diet.

Turns out, I'm gluten intolerant so all those baked goods are now just a bitter memory.
The six things I could never do without
Real answer:

Unreal Answer:
- Computers
- Music
- Books / Movies / Games
- Riotous mirthful laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm a pensive fellow, I think about all sorts of things all the time. It's exhausting really.

OKC should have "team quickmatch" and "capture the flag" and "death match"

Why do people take picture of themselves flipping the camera off? "I'm looking for someone to flip me off as we grow old together."
On a typical Friday night I am
Tired as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a super private person and I feel like this question requires a fun answer, but nothing really springs to mind. Sorry, lady.

Actually, I'm the Supreme Being. Return my map.
You should message me if
Well I have three thoughts on the matter:

As a realist:
1) If we're real honest though, OKC culture doesn't have has a lot of women messaging men. You're probably reading this because I messaged you.

As a tactician:
2) There are some folk who will stop talking to you if you ask them to meet up too soon. There are some folk who will stop talking to you if you wait too long to ask to meet up. Just so's you know, if I've messaged you, it means I'd meet up anytime, but am not in any rush if you aren't comfortable.

As a philosopher:
3) I think people mostly know what they want, but seldom know what they need. I go through profiles, I know when I think a girl is attractive, has interests that intersect with my own, or has a similar temperament. The truth is, even with this information I have no idea what sort of person would make me (and hopefully some hypothetical goddess) the happiest.

A little addendum here:
I recently read this:
and I guess it must have resonated on some level. So I guess message me if you think "fuck yes," or "hmm, I'd like to know more," or "gee, I bet we could be friends," or "hey fuck that guy! I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind!"