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My self-summary
"Want to see my spaceship?" -Zaphod Beeblebrox

I am an ambitious person with some pretty big goals. I work a lot (Two jobs) and am working on starting my own company. I want to do something to change the world, like, something to put me in the history books. I believe that I can make this world a better place in a unique way that no one else could, I just have to find that way.

I am probably a bit on the arrogant side if you couldn't tell from above, though it is mostly manifested in my unwavering belief that there is always a clever solution to any problem, and I am always confident I can come up with that clever solution.

Oh, and for those who care I am an ENTP in the most extreme way one can be an ENTP... (I really love MBTI... It is like Astrology for people who are way to sciencey for Astrology, but still clearly not useful in any real meaningful way.)
What I’m doing with my life
This is my soapbox to be able to explain my plans for world domination.

Oh, did I mention I want to take over the world? Yeah... I swear I'm not a megalomaniac, I'm just bored. (I literally do most things in life because I am curious to see if I can.)

So anyway, the world domination plan. First I'm going to need to learn how to do extended scuba diving. (This is pretty integral to the plan, and honestly, as I've never even wore scuba gear... It is possibly the biggest obstacle currently standing in the way.) Have you spent some amount of time doing underwater welding? (If yes, please circle here)

After I've got the whole scuba piece figured out, I need to charter an expedition into the Atlantic to where the Titanic sank.

You know, maybe the scuba idea isn't the greatest... The Titanic is probably pretty deep in the ocean and I hear that you can get really sick if you surface too quickly after diving deep.

Okay, so plan B!

I'm going to build a "Growing Ray" and use it to make myself a giant. (This would be a great invention anyway, I mean... who couldn't stand to have a few more inches... Okay okay... Bad joke)

No, unfortunately we still haven't managed to manufacture enough unobtainium to power the Growing Ray properly.

Okay, well clearly this needs some more thought, maybe that's where you could come in!

Yes! I need someone to bounce my ideas off of... Are you the kind of girl who likes to listen to a smart, sophisticated, incredibly well spoken, and generally smooth guy talk? If so, you probably want to look elsewhere... I'm more of a scatterbrained genius type. Hell, now that I think about it... I'm not even sure why in the world I wrote all that stuff. Oh well! (What is a backspace key?)
I’m really good at
Building forts...

I am a pretty good cook, but I really hate cleaning the mess up afterwards.

In general I am pretty awesome at life, and by awesome I mean lucky as hell.

"If your life had a face, I would punch it in the balls."
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmmm, honest answer? My teeth, those things are fucked up... I have some sort of disorder that makes my teeth stupid small and have gaps (This isn't really a disorder I don't think... Unless there is literally a disorder called "Small teeth syndrome." I don't think there is, but man am I afraid to google that shit.) Sometimes I feel like I look like an evil cartoon character with the sharp pointy teeth that are comically sharp.

Oh... Something good about me? I'm kind of arrogant. Though it's hardly arrogance if it's true, which it is.

Huh? Arrogance isn't a good thing? Are you sure??

Well I guess people notice my blue eyes and dark brown hair (Almost black) It is kind of contrasting and I'm told looks good.

(This question is awfully vain though...)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lemme break it down for ya now:

Books: Carl Sagan, "Scott Pilgrim vs The World", "The Walking Dead", Thich Nhat Hahn, Randell Monroe, Textbooks, (Especially computer related ones, I love books about new programs, and books about development languages) “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the Trilogy of Five”, oh! I recently read "The Great Gatsby" and I was really impressed. I found myself accidentally talking like I was from the 1920s, to the surprise of those around me.

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Akira, Dark Knight…I finally watched 12 Monkeys the other day... That was a crazy fucking movie...

Shows: Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Stephen Colbert(RIP), Sherlock, House of Cards, Cosmos, Archer, Rick and Morty! (Rick and Morty hundred years rick and morty, rick and morty, rick and morty dot hundred years dot com) and most any YouTube channel that is educational! (Nerdfighteria represent! SciShow is awesome!)

Food: Pretty much anything foreign is great. I am not a huge fan of American food because I grew up with it, so it feels kind of old hat now a days.

Music: (First off, wow... I can't believe I didn't have a music section here... I listen to a lot of it.) Gorillaz, This weird techno station that I found on called Goa-Psy, Yuki Kajiuri, The Seatbelts, Rancid, Muse... Well... Honestly, it's really hard to find music I don't like. I guess I'm not that discerning... I will say I'm not a huge fan of smooth jazz... I love old Jazz, and blues and such, but smooth jazz just doesn't do it for me. Also I usually don't like modern country. Yeah this turned long quick... Sorry reader, I'll try to use brevity in the... Actually I'm not going change any other part of my profile so...
Six things I could never do without
Good reading materials. I can't stand not reading something as often as possible. News, Wikipedia, novels, instruction manuals. I love it all.

The Internet - I am addicted... Bad... Please help me... I NEED IT IN MY VEINS!!!

I am a social butterfly, so I start to go real crazy when I have no one to talk to. I tried to go camping by myself once, I lasted for a day and a half before I was talking to sticks and shit... True story.

My family, especially my Grandma... Kind of a lame thing to sit on this list, but she is fucking amazing... Her god damned Nickname when I was growing up was Grandma, like she was just EVERYONE'S Grandma.

My car sorta falls on this list. I really love that car a lot. Ask me about it, I'm a total nerd about it.

And last, but most definitely not least, my son is integral to my existence. I once responded to the question, "What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and were a five year old again with all the knowledge you have now?" And my response was to probably kill myself, I couldn't go 16 years without seeing my son, and honestly, if I were in that position, I probably wouldn't even have ever met his mother and not had him... he literally is the light of my world. (Get it... because he is my sUn? Har har)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I'll make sure that the next crime I am accused of perpetrating will include the word nefarious in it.

I recently found out that they are passing a law here in Washington that will make use of drone for evil doing a crime that is punishable. That crime is called, "The nefarious use of a drone enterprise."

I'm sure there is more, I just have to make sure all my near future crimes qualify under the legal definition of nefarious.

I recently started to teach myself calculus, because why not?
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-edit- I was going to change this, but I listened to it again and got teary-eyed... Such a good god damned speech!

I cry every time I hear Carl Sagan's speech titled, "We humans are capable of greatness."
You should message me if
Changing this out for a TL;DR because man I am totally into writing about myself!


Fucking awesome dude seeks cool chick, Interesting > Nice, Fun > Stable, Intelligent > Gleebglarb. (That means boring for the uninitiated.) I HAVE A KID! He is probably more awesome than both of us put together. DEAL WITH IT~! AAAAAND... SOME OTHER STUFF THAT I AM TYPING HERE (CAPS lock is cruise control for awesome.)

If you are an INTJ, I'll probably be super into you... I am a ranting ENTP, so we can discuss our world domination plans together, and you can probably manipulate me into manipulating a crowd of people into agreeing with you. Every 'mastermind' needs a charismatic 'inventor' to get assassinated first!
The two of us