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My self-summary
Look at my profile pic and back to this text. Did that sum me up? No? Okay... My name is Evan, and as you could tell from looking at my picture I am a Caucasian male in his mid 20's with a phone that has a front facing camera. That last point was obviously very important.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working in Corrections as an RN, living the dream.
I’m really good at
Creating humour and making conversation. I also have some skills around the kitchen (never really worked in one before but still can make edible creations). I have been told that I can make situations incredibly awkward which , of course, is worth mentioning. I am great at entertaining myself which leads to all sorts of interesting looks when I laugh out loud to myself in the grocery store. The moral of the story is that I am a weirdo and damn good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not your average run of the mill character found in the Dramatis personae of this performance know as life.. I think I am trying to say that you should go buy a hat from the Mann. Co. Store.

The first thing people notice about me these days is my long flowing locks, and varied collection of plaid shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Haven't been doing as much reading lately however generally I enjoy prose by Margaret Atwood. Oryx and Crake still stands out as an omen that is more true with each passing day.

Movies.... I spend more time watching reviews for movies than actually watching movies.

Oh man... music! Lamb of God fills my soul with passion beyond words.
Six things I could never do without
And three other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I think about what I think about, I think that I think about nothing, but I think that is not true as I am thinking now, but I still can not think about what I spend a lot of time thinking about. Does this mean I spend a lot of time thinking about what I am thinking about?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably in jail.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am quite comfortable with my body. I also enjoy drinking dihydrogen monoxide...
You should message me if
You were interested enough to get this far or read something that got you all curious.

Also important to note, I am poly and currently in a relationship.
The two of us