31 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I'm seven years deep in NYC and feel like I've just scratched the surface. I'm a server and filmmaker, so I have pretty unorthodox hours. Like I can never go to brunch, but I can almost certainly be home when the cable guy comes.

A few random things I enjoy: chatting with strangers, listening to music in other languages, and old people cocktails (like Negronis and Sazeracs)

Just hoping to meet someone to explore the city and get lost on purpose with...
What I’m doing with my life
A bit of this, a helping of that, and smashed between a half-loaf of something else. Basically I can fashion a bouquet out of melons, sign up a homeless kid for emergency shelter, I'm kind of a whip on Final Cut Pro, and I can make a mean margarita. Call me a Jackie of all trades or something...
I’m really good at
figuring out how much x% off the bill is without using a calculator. And remembering everyone's birthday. I'm like the Rainman without card-counting and social awkwardness...well I guess that makes me very unlike Rainman, so scratch that...I'm really good at going off on a written tangent.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm short? I don't know. The Siamese twin attached to my rear-end? I've never asked before, remind me to take a poll later.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A few of each:
Books: Song Yet Sung, Cats Cradle, Song of Solomon
Movies: Some Like It Hot, Inception, Out of Time, City of God
Shows: Broad City, Modern Family, House of Cards, Shameless, Empire, Martin, The Cosby Show (smh, I know)
Music: Enya, Yo Yo Ma, Norah Jones, basically anything to get the party started...
Food: I'll pretty much try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
A camera
Music to fight, f#€k, or dream to
My Screwpull wine key
Beer (craft, ginger, wheat, root, or any of the above)
A beach closeby
A good read
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to break into making music videos.....and where it all went wrong for Milli Vanilli.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or playing or drinking or making a drink or sleeping or waking up or dancing with strangers or chatting with old friends. Care to join me?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The rumors, they're all true
You should message me if
Let's start with who SHOULDN'T message me. People looking for wanton hook-ups, a green-card marriage, bringing the sexy back to your open marriage, man-children, men who used to be women, men with moobs, men with mom jeans, men who live with their mom, anyone with a P.O. or PP#, people who get so drunk they pee-pee their pants, men who don’t own dress pants, men who wear dresses, and certainly people who live in a box (literally and figuratively).

You SHOULD message me if you're equal parts serious and fun, attractive and kind, liberal and practical, intellegent and humble, and badass and moral then we should get along just fine, but if you're not it's okay if you're at least giving it a solid go...