My phone, because Google makes me sound a whole lot smarter than I am.
My education and the things I carry from it, because sometimes I don't give myself enough credit.
A reliable pair of blue jeans, because I grew up in Tennessee.
Puns, because they are the simplest and most pure kind of jokes.
A good sense of direction mixed with an unfortunate tendency to swap right and left. Keeps me on track with a little bit of excitement in my life.