Geek_W_Benefits
40 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
I'm just a man who's intentions are good.

Intelligent, brash, fun, professional banterer. I say things that most folks are too slow to even think, or too weak to say out loud. I am also quiet and introspective, when my mood suits.

I smoke and drink in moderation. Sometimes. I am not terribly bothered by either. I find moderation to be best left to neutral persons. At some point I will not smoke, but that is not today. I am trying to minimize my tobacco intake. I tried to run (anticipating a zombie attack) the other day and it kind of woke up my inner health nut.

I have a few close friends and am comfortable being alone. My Family is very important to me.

I prefer a night of lively conversation over a nice bottle of wine or a picnic to a club with cheap drinks and bad music.

I never lie, which usually is a problem at some point.

There are very few things that I really take seriously. Life is fun, and should be. One of the things I take most seriously is not littering. If you litter, I might slap your hand and say "NO" very loudly. Cigarette butts are litter too.

I am bored of bars and BS pick up lines, hence a profile on a public website.

My hair is rather long now and quite blonde. It's natural, piss off.

This summary is really long. You read the whole thing. Wanker.
What I’m doing with my life
Well, at the moment trying to find a decent female to spend my down time with. I would have thought that was rather obvious.

Also, I run a very nice restaurant.

And, trying to prepare as best as I can for the zombiepocalypse/attack of the mormons/reversal of the poles/sunspot burnout/asteroid impact/economic and social collapse of the west/whatever else may happen. Not like I'm a prepper, no. Like sometimes I take a quick look around for escape routes and defensible locations.

Too, trying to stay alive on top of a bicycle on the streets of Philthadelphia. Sometimes. Sometimes it's more frightening to walk.
I’m really good at
;-)
The first things people usually notice about me
... is that I am not like them, and have no desire to be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The titles of my two best Pandora stations are: "A.GressionRadio" and "Trasdimensional Dub Project". I made them. They are great. I find myself listening to the Mountain Goats and Tom Waits alone sometimes, with bonded whiskey. I can probably listen to the Rolling Stones or Led Zeppelin at any given moment. I'm a big fan of hip hop. I just don't like rap music. There's a difference, and if you don't know what it is, we are not going to get along.

Books by Neal Stephenson, William Gibson, Charles Bukowski, William Burroughs, Frater Perdurabo. Really anything good. I read a lot, and I'm very good at it.

Movies by Christopher Nolan, JJ Abrams, Richard Kelley. I watch a lot of movies.

I had a blast at the Joe Purdy show a few weeks ago. I like Freakshows.

Music by Lucero, Aesop Rock, TV on the Radio, Joe Purdy, Modest Mouse, Tool, El P, Wu-Tang, Deftones, The Black Keys, Atmosphere, Luminescent Orchestrii... this list could get really long. I mean really, really long.

I like food. Food is good to eat. Also, fun for playing.

Oh, "shows" means "TV shows". um. Walking Dead, Gotham, Arrow (don't know why, I guess it's no better or worse than a single issue comic), Constantine (only because I am such a hopeful person), The Booth At The End (please please please message me if you know what that is, I will already think you are hot), Black Mirror, Peaky Blinders, The Fall...
The six things I could never do without
My thumbs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just about everything. Mostly all at once. Makes conversation sparkle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find someone to see a movie with. Or have a drink with. Or a meal of food. Or... a walk in the park once it is warmer (or on a not freezing night).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't shave my armpits.
You should message me if
... you like weirdos but have not been nor are currently admitted to a mental health facility.

or maybe if you can actually diagram that sentence...
(update, yes i know the above is a terrible sentence, consider it a challenge, geez)

update part two: message me if you are interested. i won't know if you don't tell me.

update part three: do not message me if you are: overweight, underweight or psychotic. sorry ladies, just some preferences.
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