Intelligent, brash, fun, professional banterer. I say things that most folks are too slow to even think, or too weak to say out loud. I am also quiet and introspective, when my mood suits.
I smoke and drink in moderation. Sometimes. I am not terribly bothered by either. I find moderation to be best left to neutral persons. At some point I will not smoke, but that is not today. I am trying to minimize my tobacco intake. I tried to run (anticipating a zombie attack) the other day and it kind of woke up my inner health nut.
I have a few close friends and am comfortable being alone. My Family is very important to me.
I prefer a night of lively conversation over a nice bottle of wine or a picnic to a club with cheap drinks and bad music.
I never lie, which usually is a problem at some point.
There are very few things that I really take seriously. Life is fun, and should be. One of the things I take most seriously is not littering. If you litter, I might slap your hand and say "NO" very loudly. Cigarette butts are litter too.
I am bored of bars and BS pick up lines, hence a profile on a public website.
My hair is rather long now and quite blonde. It's natural, piss off.
This summary is really long. You read the whole thing. Wanker.
Also, I run a very nice restaurant.
And, trying to prepare as best as I can for the zombiepocalypse/attack of the mormons/reversal of the poles/sunspot burnout/asteroid impact/economic and social collapse of the west/whatever else may happen. Not like I'm a prepper, no. Like sometimes I take a quick look around for escape routes and defensible locations.
Too, trying to stay alive on top of a bicycle on the streets of Philthadelphia. Sometimes. Sometimes it's more frightening to walk.
Books by Neal Stephenson, William Gibson, Charles Bukowski, William Burroughs, Frater Perdurabo. Really anything good. I read a lot, and I'm very good at it.
Movies by Christopher Nolan, JJ Abrams, Richard Kelley. I watch a lot of movies.
I had a blast at the Joe Purdy show a few weeks ago. I like Freakshows.
Music by Lucero, Aesop Rock, TV on the Radio, Joe Purdy, Modest Mouse, Tool, El P, Wu-Tang, Deftones, The Black Keys, Atmosphere, Luminescent Orchestrii... this list could get really long. I mean really, really long.
I like food. Food is good to eat. Also, fun for playing.
Oh, "shows" means "TV shows". um. Walking Dead, Gotham, Arrow (don't know why, I guess it's no better or worse than a single issue comic), Constantine (only because I am such a hopeful person), The Booth At The End (please please please message me if you know what that is, I will already think you are hot), Black Mirror, Peaky Blinders, The Fall...
or maybe if you can actually diagram that sentence...
(update, yes i know the above is a terrible sentence, consider it a challenge, geez)
update part two: message me if you are interested. i won't know if you don't tell me.
update part three: do not message me if you are: overweight, underweight or psychotic. sorry ladies, just some preferences.