I was a professional wrestler
I lived in Japan
I have legitimately beaten the NES version of Battletoads
My beard (known affectionately as beardie) is optional. Oh and I'm an INTP-T if that sort of thing interests you.
A few random things about me: I'm a writer (or I'm trying to be). To round out my obsession with being published, I lift mad weights, go to every restaraunt/brewery I can find (porters and stouts) and love just being at home with a book enjoying peace and quiet.
That's not to say I'm not social, I can be. I just don't like going to bars or being in areas with crowds (I prefer working out on the weekends because then no one is there, but I'm usually there five weekdays when EVERYONE is there). Going out is great, I just like to stay out of debt and be more self sufficient than most. You will not make me go out 5 days a week, if you want to, go ahead. I like my alone time, if you want to come over and just chat--I can do that to. Or just hang out and read a book in my recliner while I rub your feet/back (this feature of me requires time spent before it becomes unlocked). Or we can sit and play Mario Kart. Or go golfing. Golfing is fun.
For money, I work at a startup in the wedding industry. That's really all I can say on that subject. Normal startup dysfunctional stuff. I also write for a high profile sports site on the 49ers, but since I don't want this getting back to them I'm not going to just blast that out here.
Yes you read that right. I like the 49ers and I live in Seattle. God, kill me now because according to the masses I clearly shouldn't be allowed to live.
Oh yeah, fuck the Seahawks.
I'm not sure. Typically it's how opinionated I am and how in the first 10 minutes there's a burst of conversation and talkativeness followed by silence and me just kind of reverting to talking with my mind.
I once was extremely talkative but now that I've gotten older, I tend to keep my mouth shut and be off in my own world. Probably why I'm on here.
Favorite book is Dracula, reading A World Without an End right now.
TV: The League/The Sopranos/Friday Night Lights/Breaking Bad/Full House...
Video Games: Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy IV-VII, Fallout, Sonic (classic Sonic is awesome) Earthworm Jim, Earthbound, the Tales series, Ninja Gaiden (both old and the reboot), Street Fighter.
BONUS: Koko Brown Coconut ale
Also my future house where I'll have a hammock nailed to two maple trees to read books while my pet doberman sleeps nearby.
And yes, I'm a perfect saint. It's all going to be your fault. It's not my fault, I'm perfect...you can't prove jack shit. My law team is custom made by the Juggernaut.
You have nerves of steel.
You think you can actually hold your own in Mario Kart.
Upon looking at your profile I generally look at things about how we would work in a relationship. I actually do look at what we match in various percentages and also answers to questions. Generally it's like a point system. For instance, if you are within a certain age, you're more relationship material. If you have a certain skin tone, likes dislikes, dimples in your face, height, etc, it puts you more into "she may be fun to go out with" rather than "I could be friends with her" or "This could work, but it would be short lived, if I'm cool with it and so is she sweet".
What are these paremeters? I have no fucking idea, I just know within 5 minutes what I'd pursue with whoever. I'm honest about it when asked, but it's somewhat funny.