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My self-summary
Myers-Briggs: INTJ - the Mastermind
Enneagram: 6w5 - the Loyalist (Defender subtype)

I'm an ambivert. I'll go to a party, but then end up spending the whole time with a tray full of pretzels and cheese waiting for someone to ask me to be the DD.
What I’m doing with my life
I write automated test software for a living. I could probably also use my skills to convince old people that the devil has taken over their computer, but that wouldn't be ethical.

Right now, I'm working on honing my fiction-writing chops. Over 500 tasteless high schoolers call my debut work "a legend," but they're much less impressed with what I put out when I'm not using pop culture jokes every third sentence.
I’m really good at
Discussing the ethics of inscrutable star gods. Describing things with totally opaque conceits. Writing trashy fanfiction.

I'm really bad at
Karaoke. Yo-yo-ing. Parking.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Top 5 in no particular order, since long lists blur into a mess.

Books - Moorcock, Pratchett, Lovecraft, Azimov, Twain
Comics - Kill Six Billion Demons, Red Lanterns, A Fairytale for the Demon Lord, Zetman
Movies - Van Helsing, The Iron Giant, Transformers: the Movie, From Dusk Til Dawn, Treasure Planet
Shows - Hellsing Ultimate, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Code Geass, Beast Wars, Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Music - Eurythmics, Scorpions, The Protomen, Deathstars, Kamelot, Perturbator
Food - Pizza
Video Games - Morrowind, Dark Souls, Minecraft, Saints Row, Dance Dance Revolution
Tabletop Games - D&D 3.X, M&M, Exalted, Mystic Empyrean, Polaris
Six things I could never do without
Google - I, for one, look forward to our search engine overlords.
Space - There needs to be another retro sci-fi game, like the original Mass Effect but not awful.
Computers - I write, draw, and work on them.
Jams - I get distracted easily if I don't wear headphones while I work.
Thunderstorms - Great for clearing the head and the air.
Internet - How else would I bug people halfway around the world?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is Velka behind everything in Dark Souls? Because it's just getting silly at this point.

Will I ever get around to finishing that video game backlog?

When will Kroger start stocking Vanilla Caramel Swirl again?
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually, doing research on some obscure historical subject which I for some reason need to know everything about before I can finish the latest chapter of my novel. Did you know that it's believed King Arthur ruled the Welsh kingdom of Gwynedd?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I read SO MUCH shoujo manga.
You should message me if
You need someone to sing the other part in Opposites Attract.
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