Enneagram: 6w5 - the Loyalist (Defender subtype)
I'm an ambivert. I don't like doing things where a lot of people are milling about without doing much of anything, but I enjoy directed events. I will never remember anyone's name, unfortunately.
I'm Lawful Good to a fault. I don't break alliances in Risk, I don't cheat in poker, and if no one wants to be the leader or president or whatever, you can bet I'll be the one put in charge.
I then spend my free time complaining that I don't have any free time.
I buy niche games when they're on sale and never play them.
I also write various bits of fiction. Except I actually finish things some times. One 100k and one 180k word novel. Both of those were fantasy, but I also write sci-fi, slice of life, and really bad noir.
I'm really bad at
Karaoke. Yo-yo-ing. Parking.
Books - Moorcock, Pratchett, Lovecraft, Azimov, Twain, Nietzsche
Comics - Kill Six Billion Demons, Red Lanterns, A Fairytale for the Demon Lord, Zetman, Legend of the Sun Knight
Movies - Van Helsing, The Iron Giant, Transformers: the Movie, From Dusk Til Dawn, Treasure Planet
Shows - Hellsing Ultimate, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Code Geass, Beast Wars, Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Music - Eurythmics, Scorpions, The Protomen, Deathstars, Kamelot
Food - Oatmeal, Biscuits and Gravy, Grilled Corn on the Cob, Chicken on a Stick, Sour Pickles
Video Games - Morrowind, Dark Souls, Minecraft, Saints Row 4, Dance Dance Revolution
Tabletop Games - D&D 3.X, M&M, Exalted, Mystic Empyrean, Polaris
Space - There needs to be another retro sci-fi game, like the original Mass Effect but not awful.
Computers - I write, draw, and work on them.
Jams - Everyone loves music, but specifically, they raise my productivity by quite a bit.
Thunderstorms - Great for clearing the head and the air.
Internet - How else would I harass complete strangers about issues that have nothing to do with me?