Enneagram: 6w5 - the Loyalist (Defender subtype)
I'm an ambivert. I'll go to a party, but then end up in a dark corner, having stolen all the snacks.
I'm Lawful Good to a fault. I don't break alliances in Risk, I don't cheat in poker, and if no one wants to be the leader or president or whatever, you can bet I'll be the one put in charge.
I then spend my free time complaining that I don't have any free time.
I buy niche games when they're on sale and never play them.
I spend way too much time writing for the internet. Tasteless high schoolers love my work.
I'm really bad at
Karaoke. Yo-yo-ing. Parking.
Books - Moorcock, Pratchett, Lovecraft, Azimov, Twain
Comics - Kill Six Billion Demons, Red Lanterns, A Fairytale for the Demon Lord, Zetman
Movies - Van Helsing, The Iron Giant, Transformers: the Movie, From Dusk Til Dawn, Treasure Planet
Shows - Hellsing Ultimate, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Code Geass, Beast Wars, Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Music - Eurythmics, Scorpions, The Protomen, Deathstars, Kamelot, Perturbator
Food - Pizza
Video Games - Morrowind, Dark Souls, Minecraft, Saints Row, Dance Dance Revolution
Tabletop Games - D&D 3.X, M&M, Exalted, Mystic Empyrean, Polaris
Space - There needs to be another retro sci-fi game, like the original Mass Effect but not awful.
Computers - I write, draw, and work on them.
Jams - I get distracted easily if I don't wear headphones while I work.
Thunderstorms - Great for clearing the head and the air.
Internet - How else would I bug people halfway around the world?