I'm short and I have a beard sometimes.
I have a tendency to say extremely cynical things.
I also have a tendency to say really twisted things to watch the expressions on peoples' faces and how they react.
I have a passion for history and politics.
I have a son. He's got a weird sense of humor, like me. He also thinks that I punch werewolves.
I'm deathly afraid of spiders.
I like people; even if I come off as slightly introverted.
I'm more of a dog person. Cats are too sneaky.
I want a tattoo of George Washington fighting the King of England in a lightsaber duel. Also acceptable would be Teddy Roosevelt head-butting a Stegosaurus.
I could probably say more. But I think that should suffice.
-Elaborating on important historical events that nobody cares about
-Making people laugh
-Making Macaroni and Cheese. Trust me, I've had a number of years to perfect the art of boiling water.
If not the beard, then probably the look on my face; I have a tendency to make exaggerated expressions.
In terms of films, I'll pretty much watch anything. However, I have a special place in my heart for things from the horror genre. The campier and more outrageous, the better. I'm not terribly picky about what I watch.
I don't watch a whole lot of television. When I do though, it's usually a rerun or a miniseries. Most recently, I fell in love with AMC's 'The Walking Dead'.
For music, I listen primarily to metal; screamo more often than not. I do listen to some classical and I've also been caught listening to more mainstream artists because I'm in a love/hate relationship with pop culture.
I love food. I'm not gigantic or anything, but I love food. I love Chinese food, Mexican food, Italian; you name it, I probably like it. Except for really cheesy lasagna and lima beans; those two things drive me into an uncontrollable rage.
2. My best friend.
3. 10+ hours of sleep.
...On some Fridays, I also curl up under a blanket and rot my brain with video games while Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares (The U.K. version, not that hideous American rendition that sucks all of the life from the show.) plays in the background for ambience.
I live a charmed life, I think.
Also, I have an irrational fear that I may someday end up on one of the myriad OKC enemies tumblrs that I enjoy reading.
Also, you should message me if you think that imaginations are for turbo-nerds who can't handle how kick-butt reality is.