25Antioch, United States
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My self-summary
I feel I should change this around to better suite my mind frame right now.
When I first made this, it was out of boredom really late at night. I'm not going to be your perfect girl. I am sarcastic and I swear like a sailor. I play video game. I'm what most people consider fat. I can just about make any awkward situation funny. I'm not looking for anything specific other than I don't want to sleep with any of you random dudes on this site. You really need to stop sending me the hook up invites, they only get you blocked. I was raised the baby of the family, so you could say I'm spoiled in some ways and not in others. I have lived most of my life to survive, not to live. I love the T.V show Doctor Who, seriously if you bad mouth it you will be ignored. I don't care what your opinions are on any given subject, just as long as you don't throw it in my face at any given second. I love to bake and cook and roast and BBQ. I love to camp. I have a gorgeous 10yr old pitbull. My dog is seriously more awesome than yours, no joke. I will not change myself for you. I am one of those people that will bend over backwards for the people I care about. I've on several occasions been told I am one of the nicest, considerate and caring individual they have over met.... by my exes. I'm not a stranger to heart break. I am also emotionally closed off to people that have hurt me. I'm horribly simple in my thinking, if I want to cuddle with you or screw you or want you to **** off and go die... you'll know it. I am the girl you can take home to mother, but gets looked at as the best friend or only the girl to ****. You don't need to be in a relationship to hang out with me. I'm not the type to rush into anything with people. There really isn't much else I can think of at the moment. Feel free to shoot me a message.

If I make plans with you, don't blow me off. I very rarely meet people from the internet and if I decide your worth meeting and you blow me off? Then we probably won't be talking after that.

Everyone seems to look at relationships as what the other person can do for them. I look it as what can I do for the person that I'm with.
Before you question what I have to offer you, and why you should be interested in me. Ask yourself if there is anything I can be interested in.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently? I have 2 jobs with a school district. I spend most of my week days working and sleeping, with an occasional adventure thrown in the mix.
I’m really good at
Impromptu large family dinners
Reading nonstop till the book I just started is finished.
Loving my animals and spoiling them.
Coloring in the lines.
Rolling a joint.
Driving long distances.
Being nice to kids.
The first things people usually notice about me
My short stature
My usually dyed long red hair
One of my everchanging lip rings
Cleavage/Chest. It happens. Eh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a huge romance fan. If it has a cheesey name or a picture of a half naked guy on it I'll prolly read it. I love scary movies<3
Six things I could never do without
my bed
My dog
My family
Some form of communication with the outside world.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
An infinite amount of possibilities for all the situation I've been in or could possibly be in.
On a typical Friday night I am
This is a tough one lol. I don't have a typical. I'd say catching up on sleep would be the most typical.
You should message me if
You're a decent guy that doesn't just want to hook up(you will be shut down if you do). If you love dogs and are family orientated.
The two of us