35 Glendale, United States
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My self-summary
I assassinated Attila the Hun shortly after his rampage of Asia.
His crew chased me for days...but i kept running.
I found a thicket of branches that looked like a great place to hide. After displacing the branches and ducking underneath, I somehow ended up here.
Perhaps I've been granted this life as a reward for killing the murderous Hun.
This is the best life.
This is my favorite century.
What I’m doing with my life
Planning town parades
Giving orphaned robots a home
Creating a paper-based World Wide Web
I’m really good at
Four Square
Million Dollar Ideas
Listening but not remembering
The first things people usually notice about me
Vampire Teeth
Eerie Glow
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Arthur Goes to School, The Old Man and the Sea, The Gods Themselves
Kuch Kuch Hito Hai, Happiness of the Katakuris, The Orphanage, 21 Grams
Jamie Lidell, M83, Weezy F Baby, GUCCI, The Drums, One Am Radio, The Weeknd
The six things I could never do without
20 inch rims (right? is that...I don' lingo...? yeah)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The existing improbabilities.
- Getting 3 doubles at the end of a Backgammon game to win by 1
- Meeting someone you've met a country thousands of miles away...randomly...20 years later.
- Having a significant 10 minute conversation on a toy walkie talkie with someone hours away...when the walkie talkie has a 100 ft range.
On a typical Friday night I am
Rescuing Simba. There's Stampede!! You didn't hear about it!?
Also Knitting. (That is a complete and utter lie...)
Fine...Seducing Sweet Sweet Womens (Lie...)
OK! Robbing Banks. (No.)
Alright Already! Super-Laughing with Super-Friends = Super-Awesomeness (There we go.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I take shots of concentrated flavoring syrup. Grenadine/Caramel/Lemon...I'll do it. I could stop at anytime. ... ... ... I just don't want to.
You should message me if
you've ever given anyone a high-five. (Also low-fives are fine...we all make mistakes)