No, no. The real mystery is, who is the real me? Do you want to know, or are you content living the fantasy? Online profiles only say so much, only promise so much. We put people up in pedast...
Are you really reading this? Are you happy, free, confused and lonely at the same time (we'll talk more about this later)? Damn girl, you fine! I like a fine mind! That determination looks good on you. HIT ME UP.
-A British accent. Weird, right? No, just kidding. I believe I'm good at sounding like I'm from the hood. GET AT ME.
-I'm from the notorious suburb of Toronto that is known as Scarborough. After several years of living here and watching the bullet-time scene from the first Matrix numerous times, I have become very good at dodging bullets. Keanu Reeves, yo - true story. Seriously? GET THE FUCK AT ME.
Jokes on you. I snowboard. Holla!
But if you're one of those shallow people that think that good compansionship and conversation come exclusively from shared interests, here's a list:
First off, I can honestly admit that I don't read enough. The kind of reading I do is usually for school. With that said, I'm usually reading journal articles or other forms of material that's related to either psychology or astronomy.
Books: In the Miso Soup, Battle Royale
Shows: The Wire, The Wire, The Wire, The Wire, Fringe, How I Met Your Mother, Doctor Who, Dexter, The Wire, Continuum, The Wire, Boardwalk Empire, The Wire, The Wire, oh did I mention The Wire?
Music (genres and artists): Laura Vane and the Vipertones, Our Lady Peace, M-flo, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, Rakim, Weezer, Eminem, James Brown, Metric, Muse, Nujabes, [insert 10 indie bands that no one has ever heard of here]. Since I break, I tend to listen to a lot of funk and hip-hop.
Food: Sushi (duh), Wings (shhhh), Greek, Mango, Watermelon, Banana, Got Pho (pronounced Fuh, btw)?
1) Winter, because it reflects how I sometimes feel. Beautiful, still, cold ...
2) Computers - I love building them and I love hardware.
3) The internet, duh! How else would I be fillin' this out?
4) Coffee - like most hipsters, I enjoy my friend fair trade brew.
5) Volunteering at the hospital.
6) I promise, I'll have something really clever here, soon!
"I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M FEELIN 22!"
"SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR T-SHIRTS!"
"CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE FIFTEEN AND SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THEY LOVE YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BELIEVE THEM"
Yeah, I can't help it. I HATE YOU AND I LOVE YOU, T-SWIZZLE.
Also, you're perfectly okay with the fact that I am not capable of growing a nice beard. SORRY MAN, IT'S JUST NOT IN ME YET, OKAY?!