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My self-summary
I'm a die hard romantic. I consider myself a thoughtful and intelligent person. I know I'm not much to look at but I've got a good heart. I'm over 40. I'm a bit of a nerd. I don't have a perfect body but I'm strong and healthy. I have a more than full time job. I larp for fun. I like haunted houses, anime, comic books, video games, cosplay, sci fi conventions, and making things. If you want to know anything just ask!
What I’m doing with my life
Work. Sleep. Eat. Lather, rinse, repeat...
I’m really good at
Being patient.
The first things people usually notice about me
Used to be my beard but I recently cut it off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Gwar, Psychosystem, Portishead, Tenacious D, Rot Iron, Scent of Remains, Millenia Nova, Ministry, Squeeze, Static X, Wayne Static, Nothingface, Type O Negative, Alice Cooper, X-Cops, DBX, Testament, Bauhaus, The Axis of Awesome, Stephen Lynch, Bo Burnham, Broken Bells, Cake, Danzig, Corrosion Of Conformity, The Decemberists, Cypress Hill, Colin Hay, Moby, Kings of Leon, Judas Priest, Garbage, Jimmy Buffett, Emilie Autumn, Fear Factory. And way too many more...

Anything with Batman, Zombies or Chainsaw wielding Cannibals. I like super hero movies, horror films, Anime, comedy, Action, Love Documentaries! Fantasy, and just about anything else.

The Elric Series, Harry Potter, The Lost Book of Swords, Zombie Survival Guide, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Comic Books and Manga. Tabletop RPG Books, any online article that interests me.
Six things I could never do without
Other than the essentials to sustain my life (air, food, water), I'd have to say my car and to a lesser extent my iPhone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If there really is someone out there for me. Why people take everything so seriously. Why there are suddenly so many scammers on this site. Why so many profiles have "taco" in their name.
On a typical Friday night I am
Recovering from work, preparing for work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a Prince Albert.
You should message me if
You should message me if you are looking for a "nice guy". If you are drug and drama free. If you want a loving relationship built on mutual respect. If you are willing to put as much into a relationship as you get out of a relationship. If you like what you've read so far.
The two of us