33Costa Mesa, United States
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My self-summary
I think that I am larger than life in person. I make friends easily, but that doesn't mean I want to be everyone's friend. I am generous, I will try to solve any problem you complain to me about, and I am so old school that your grandpa probably likes me more than you ever will.
What I’m doing with my life
Just getting started as a Lawyer.
I’m really good at
Cooking. Taking adorable photos of my cat. 1-upmanship.
The first things people usually notice about me
fat, beard, scary, redneck, he must use hair coloring on SOMETHING but WHAT, in that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Scifi, Anime, Cult Classics, Sushi, and Italian. None of those directly corresponds to the suggested order above, but those are things that I love and it would be REALLY cool if you loved them too.
Six things I could never do without
Motorized Transportation
Fuck the rest of this list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nerdy stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something fantastic for dinner. If you don't consider yourself an eater, or a foodie, or the type of person who can eat sushi blindfolded it probably isn't going to work out between us.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My hidden talents can only be demonstrated in your average family fun center.
You should message me if
You wanna go camping with guns and 4 wheel drive.

You want to be asked a series of unusual questions while I try and figure out if we are meant to be together.

You actually smile in your okcupid photos. I mean, jesus, this is how you are representing yourself to the people you are trying to date. Unless it is your plan to date someone who prefers the company of thugs and grumpy people, you aren't doing yourselves any favors.
The two of us