25Canterbury, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I love sport.
I hate it when people think they're better than me.
I love Robert Potter.
I care more about my family than anything, my Mum, Sister and Niece are the most important people in the world to me.
I find relationships are like slamming your balls shut in a door.
It fucking hurt the first time, I'm not going to do it again to see if it hurts any fucking less.
What I’m doing with my life
Coaching tennis to the rich privileged children and parents of Kent.
I’m really good at
Loving Robert Potter.
The first things people usually notice about me
My pink Visor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire series. Lemony Snickets : A Series of Unfortunate Events, Lord of the Rings, Artemis Fowl, I've got all the books from where I was younger...Anything else that takes my fancy really....if I can get into a book I have to read it the whole way through...Just finished "Talent is overrated", solid read although it's half relevant to my job...

Movies: Anything really, Shawshank Redemption, Dark Knight, Oceans 11, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fight Club, Sherlock Holmes are some of my favourites though, love Horror.

Shows: South Park, Family Guy, Spongebob, Comedy Shows, Panel Shows like Never Mind the Buzzcocks + Mock the week.

Music: A bit of anything and everything. To give you an idea my Ipod consists of Foo Fighters, Deadmau5, Flo Rida, Finger Eleven, Muse, Bruno Mars, Adele, Stevie Wonder, Jimi Hendrix, Rise Against, Prodigy, amongst a LOT more.
Six things I could never do without
Robert Potter
A Comfy bed
A Laptop (for the internet)
The Internet (for porn)
A Comfy Chair (for masturbating)
Not necessarily in that order, although maybe.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything, when I lie in bed I think of everything that I've done with my day, all the decisions that I made, and how they can affect the next day......It makes it REALLY hard to sleep :/
On a typical Friday night I am
In a disabled toilet pulling the help lever thing and trying to crack one out before anyone gets there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate people. There are 4 people on the planet that I currently know that I can tolerate for an extended period of time. Maybe one day my total will go up to 5.....
You should message me if
You like monkeys/Brucewayne/Batman/Superman.
Spiderman is not welcome.
The two of us