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My self-summary
Hello y'all.
My name is Jordan. I'm an ESFJ (although I do tend to fluctuate between that and ISFJ), and I'm a Virgo (although, if you're really into astrology, let's talk natal charts.)

I'm a teacher for FCPS, currently. However, I will be going back to George Mason for my Maters in Education this coming Spring.

Edit: Pineapple the Hedgehog unfortunately passed away recently. May her snuffly, snuggly self rest in peace.
What I’m doing with my life
Besides teaching, I'm getting back into the gym and learning ways to expand my horizon in the kitchen.

I love to cook and bake. And you're probably going to ask me what my favorite things are to make. So I'll just get that out of the way now: Indian and bread. Yes, bread with yeast. Yes, I do sit at my kitchen table and watch my dough rise.

Ask me about the process, it's fascinatingly scientific and I love talking about it.

I'm currently enjoying the single life. Taking time to learn about myself has been wonderful. My roommates (who I love dearly) keep me company. And because I no longer have my quilled friend, I got a cat named Clancy. So life is going great right now.

Fun fact about me: I enjoy my parent's Amazon Prime account. And so do the special people in my life. Plus, I have a Costco card. Holla' at me.
I’m really good at
Cooking some bomb-ass food, and baking some dank-ass sweets.
I'm also really good at napping like a newborn kitten.
I can teach well, so I guess that can go on this list too.
I can also make a pretty dope Pokemon party.
I'm also really good at using words like bomb-ass, dank-ass, and dope.

(I was debating on changing this, but honestly, it's some of my best work. So I'm going to keep it around.)

Fun fact about me: cheese is my favorite food group. Yes, cheese is a food group. No, I will not argue with you about this. #cheeseisafoodgroup
The first things people usually notice about me
My jawline. Definitely.

Fun fact about me: I'm trying to grow a beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My absolute favorites:
TV: RuPaul's Drag Race
Book: Any Ellen Hopkins novel. C'mon free verse.
Movie: Disney.
Music: I'm really into K-Pop right now.
Food: Indian. Or Thai. But I'm not a picky eater.

Fun fact about me: I'm not really a movie person. Don't take it personally if I haven't seen your cult film.
The six things I could never do without
- My roommates
- My family
- My kitchen and everything in it
- My phone
- My passion to teach
- My car
- My kitchen.

I understand that I did not list 6 things exactly.

Fun fact about me: if you think that rules are meant to be absolute and not relative, move along.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people are late. Don't be late. Seriously, it's rude.

Except in school: Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable.

Fun fact about me: If you are perpetually late, move along.
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying in > Going out 99.9999999999% of the time. I just don't understand the hype of being in a place so crowded, you can't hear yourself think. Plus, I don't really drink. Although, wine on the occasion is healthy.

Netflix and chill are my go to (however, social media has decided that "Netflix and chill" is now a sexual thing. So I now must put a disclaimer...when I mean Netflix and chill, I mean watch Netflix and chill.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I despise matching my socks before putting them away. I hate wasting time on such a menial task. So more often than not, my socks don't match.

I have a designated sock drawer, and I just throw all of them in there. However I do match sock length.
You should message me if
You should message me if you also have a fun fact about yourself.

Disclaimer: If you do not like children, it will not work out between us.