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My self-summary
I'm like an authentic mole sauce: a complex mix of sweet, salty, and spicy.

In my spare time I go to museums, concerts, the local watering hole, theme parks, and new restaurants. I love to SCUBA, hike, read, play the guitar, write, and occasionally kick ass at Krav Maga. (Mostly my ass gets kicked)

In general I'm attracted to other smart, sexy, funny, weirdos who have their feet on the ground and their eyes on the horizon. I'm constantly trying to learn something new. If you're curious about everything, we'll get along swimmingly.
What I’m doing with my life
Drinking more coffee than should be humanly possible.
I’m really good at
I can sing all of "One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies without messing up. Don't act like you're not impressed.

Also cracking incredibly dark and twisted jokes. If you can send me one that I've never heard before, it'll make my day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a total music, movie, and book nerd. I had my favorites on here but by the time I finished, it was twice as long as my profile. I'll give you the gist of my current obsessions.

Books: My favorite genre used to be dystopian until well... I'm sure you get it. The Handmaid's Tale is a little too real now. Recently I read a lot of poetry both classic and contemporary.

Movies: I find comfort in nature docs. I will probably slip an Anchorman or Walk Hard quote into conversation. I have a passion for smart horror movies. I like artsy/indie films so I can analyze them to death.

Shows: Mostly light hearted stuff. Been watching a lot of Steven Universe.

Music: All the music. Metal. Pop. Opera. Jazz. Motown. Punk. Bluegrass. Give it to me.

Food: All the food. But I have a particular weakness for noodles.
Six things I could never do without
My record player, the smell of old books, a good pair of boots, hairbands, a pocket knife, and a pen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Prolly doing something fun with my friends. Finally at that point where I have a wide circle of them after living here for a couple of years. We switch from going to free concerts, poetry readings, karaoke, improv nights, or movies. Surprisingly most of my people are introverts so if we are feeling quiet, we'll put on our PJs and hang out at someone's place. We'll talk, watch tv, listen to music or draw. I'm having a great time either way!
You should message me if
Just message me. I don't care if your first message is clever or not. Just give me a conversation and I'll roll with it if I'm interested in you.

I'm not interested in:
- People with children
- Long distance communication
- People who spend *all* of their free time playing videogames or smoking weed. If I'm with you, I want to go outside and play. :)
The two of us