29 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
So this is the sales pitch, right? I have, like, 200 words to convince you I'm more awesome than anyone else? Easy. I will cook you pancakes. I don't think anyone else will offer that; in fact its probably going to be you cooking pancakes for them. You're better than that! Enjoy your pancakes!
What I’m doing with my life
Working a day job helping out the less fortunate. Playing in a hard rock Lady Gaga cover band. Making better pancakes. Also recording my Norse mythology musical. Been going to the gym a lot recently to get those swole muscles. Trying to find a place to live where my work commute won't be more than 40 minutes.
I’m really good at
Making cajun cheeseburgers. Wearing laser cat t-shirts.
The first things people usually notice about me
"That's a guy I want to cook pancakes for me."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dune, The Timeline 191 series, Ecotopia, the Adventures of Tintin, the Lord of the Rings, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Lorax.

Movies: Yellow Submarine, V for Vendetta, Gettysburg, GoldenEye, Star Trek First Contact, Return of the Jedi.

Shows: Babylon 5, 24, Reboot, Modern Family, Blackadder

Music: The Beatles, Deep Purple, The Who, Cream, Jethro Tull, Queen, Rush, Blood Ceremony, Jess and the Ancient Ones, King Crimson, Led Zeppelin, Storm Large, Metallica

Food: Huge rice fan. Cajun food. Been getting pretty big into hispanic foods recently. Also pumpkin pie and milkshakes.
The six things I could never do without
Las Vegas Teddy Bears
Raspberry Milkshakes
Butterscotch Milkshakes
Memory retention
Mutton Chops (or some form of minor facial hair)
My hands (for drumming....)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My pancake cooking skills. I mean, I'd like to think I can impress you purely with my wit and charm, but let's be honest; it is going to come down to my pancakes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either gigging, going to a gig, or making myself a nice meal and cracking out a nice porter. Nothing says "good job finishing the week" like making yourself a shrimp/veggie stirfry over rice cooked in cocunut oil drinking a Black Butte.
You should message me if
Assuming you've gone through the 50 daily messages of guys sending basic "hey what's up" greetings or maybe even dick pics, and you finally have a chance to message someone first for a change....

You like milkshakes.

Or if you're a scientist/engineer.

Preferably both.