GlenHeuke
29 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
So this is the sales pitch, right? I have, like, 200 words to convince you I'm more awesome than anyone else? Easy. I will cook you pancakes. I don't think anyone else will offer that; in fact its probably going to be you cooking pancakes for them. You're better than that! Enjoy your pancakes!
What I’m doing with my life
Working a day job helping out the less fortunate. Playing in a hard rock Lady Gaga cover band. Making better pancakes. Also recording my Norse mythology musical. Been going to the gym a lot recently to get those swole muscles. Trying to find a place to live where my work commute won't be more than 40 minutes.
I’m really good at
Making cajun cheeseburgers. Wearing laser cat t-shirts.
The first things people usually notice about me
"That's a guy I want to cook pancakes for me in the morning."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dune, The Timeline 191 series, Ecotopia, the Adventures of Tintin, the Lord of the Rings, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Lorax.

Movies: Yellow Submarine, V for Vendetta, Gettysburg, GoldenEye, Star Trek First Contact, Return of the Jedi.

Shows: Babylon 5, 24, Reboot, Modern Family, Blackadder

Music: The Beatles, Deep Purple, The Who, Cream, Jethro Tull, Queen, Rush, Blood Ceremony, Jess and the Ancient Ones, King Crimson, Led Zeppelin, Storm Large, Metallica

Food: Huge rice fan. Cajun food. Been getting pretty big into hispanic foods recently. Also pumpkin pie and milkshakes.
The six things I could never do without
Las Vegas Teddy Bears
Raspberry Milkshakes
Butterscotch Milkshakes
Memory retention
Mutton Chops (or some form of minor facial hair)
My hands (for drumming....)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My pancake cooking skills. I mean, I'd like to think I can impress you purely with my wit and charm, but let's be honest; it is going to come down to my pancakes in the morning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either gigging, going to a gig, or making myself a nice meal and cracking out a nice porter. Nothing says "good job finishing the week" like making yourself a shrimp/veggie stirfry over rice cooked in cocunut oil drinking a Black Butte.
You should message me if
You like milkshakes.

Or if you're a scientist/engineer.

Preferably both.

.....

Or let's keep it simple. If I am remotely attractive to you, just go for it.
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