I'm a huge fan of foreign cultures, flirting whilst driving, ranting, dogs, ellipses and other over/under/misused punctuation. I also love fun words like visceral, quintessential and schveinhunt; or phrases like "messianic tendencies" or "cellar door." Y'know what? Words in general just make my boat float to a certain extent. Oh, and about my name: It's a reference to one of the "Dune" novels and also... Well, everyone has questions like "what would you do if you were president?" or "What would you do if you won a million dollars?" Neither a million nor the Constitution carries the same value as it used to, so I prefer the question "What would you do if you were spontaneous granted nigh-omnipotence without that tedious burden of nigh omniscience i.e. becoming the physical manifestation of a semi-supreme being?"
I am wash, rinse, and nuclear annihilation
Ummm... Seriously? Cooking, more specifically: Jello shots Clean-out-the-fridge leftover surprise, ribs (beef and pork), sauces of all calibers, omelets, wings, sandwiches, and meat loaf.
I'm good at seeing the big picture. I listen to someone's problem and see if they have a problem behind that one that they might not know about or want to know about.
What I'm best at, however, is taking a joke too far. No one can do that like me.
b. Tha OG Star Warz, especially ESB. The new ones are Taun Taun droppings. Waking Life, Dr. Strangelove, Kill Bill(z), Snatch (& LS&2SB), Animatrix, Monty Python, Zombie Flix, "MindFuck" films, Weirdo foriegn cinema. And even though it isn't a movie... adult swim needs to have a general shout out here as well. I guess I should also list my webcomics, though even writing that phrase fills me with some sort of weird emotion that makes me feel scared and itchy. XKCD for the geek. Scenes from a Multiverse for the lawls, Pictures for Sad Children for the melancholy, Questionable Content for the drama, Gunshow Comics for the WTF?
c. Cake, They Might Be Giants, Techno stuff, Indie Hipster pop (Modest Mouse, Architecture in Helsinki, I still don't know who Arcade Fire is, though), 80's Punk (especially Dead Kennedies), The Beatles, Primus, Richard Cheese, Danny Elfman scores, The Presidents of the United States of America, Beastie Boys, Flogging Molly, BareNaked Ladies, Beck, Green Day, Jonathon Coulton, Gogol Bordello, random remixes, mashups, angry nerd rock, stuff I hear on late night NPR.
d. Spicy ethnic anything; like the movies, the weirder and more foreign, the better. I'm also a big fan of meat, in general. I offer my sincere apologies to the vegans who, in my personal experience, rock about as hardcore as any alienated subculture I've ever had the pleasure to meet. It's just that animals is tasty, and most animals just also happen to agree with me, and I just can't find it in my heart to think that humans are any better than any other species. If I could, I'd eat human too.