Godotmorte
29 Queens, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a monster. Keep it in mind when looking at the rest of my profile. I can't really summarize myself. " Defining yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth" as Alan Watts said. Or maybe I have no introspection, which would explain my lack of a filter.

Kinky, poly guy just trying to figure out how to meet nice young people who aren't out for his organs.

I made a good deal of this profile when I was much younger so things have changed. For example I really like when people ask me out, as in I will give you at least one date if you make an effort.
What I’m doing with my life
I work with kids so I say horrible things outside of work. I enjoy time with my friends. I've come to realize many of my friends are unstable in ways that I am comfortable with. We all have our faults and my path up the mountain is making me accept more and more of them each day.
I’m really good at
Cooking from scratch is something I've been told I'm good at. I also have a tendency to tell colorful detailed stories due to my job and proclivities.
The first things people usually notice about me
From what I've been told, my booming voice and magnificent beard(It was and is now in a state of recovery, no I will not share pictures of my shame)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In terms of books, I'm a sucker for a well done autobiography, biography, fantasy, sci-fi, mythology, or folklore particularly. I will read anything lets trade book tips.

Music; I'm open to anything really.

Movies: I'll go see more or less any kind of movie.

Shows: Peep Show, Archer, Venture Bros, Eastbound and Down, Dexter, Parks and Rec, Community,Snuffbox.

Food: I like sushi quite a bit but I have a borderline addiction to guava flavored foods. Seriously, you can lure me into traps with the stuff, its been done before.
The six things I could never do without
Lego,power tools, simple tools, my sense of touch, what remains of my mind, that deep despairing sense of futility that keeps me from taking anything too seriously.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random Music where I'm not sure if I know most of the lyrics or if I'm making them up.
Machinations
The line between deviancy and experimentation.
Roko's Basilisk
Whether or not how hard I just cracked my neck has killed me or not.
On a typical Friday night I am
putting on some make up, some Laverne Baker...

Trying to figure out if I should be sleeping or pretending to care about being cool since I usually work Saturday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often paint my nails but then get super lazy on maintenance.

I spend a lot of time browsing OKCupid and look through my high percentage matches for new shows. If we're compatible we probably have similar tastes, right? Its not that I don't want to message you, I'm just binge watching that thing you love.
You should message me if
You understand that ultimately our experiences are fleeting. In the end to lose as little as time and a face from brief interaction is a trivial loss but could be a colossal benefit.

You understand that any time can be adventure time.

You're a budding super hero looking to make me your side kick/love interest but don't actually have villains dangerous enough to outright kill me.

"You would like to play a game of cat and also cat."

You didn't need Google for that reference.
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