29 Queens, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a monster. Keep it in mind when looking at the rest of my profile. I can't really summarize myself. " Defining yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth" as Alan Watts said. Or maybe I have no introspection, which would explain my lack of a filter.
What I’m doing with my life
I work with the mentally unstable. I enjoy time with my friends. I've come to realize many of my friends are unstable in ways that I am comfortable with. We all have our faults and my path up the mountain is making me accept more and more of them each day.
I’m really good at
Cooking from scratch is something I've been told I'm good at. I also have a tendency to tell colorful detailed stories due to my job and proclivities.
The first things people usually notice about me
From what I've been told, my booming voice and magnificent beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In terms of books, I'm a sucker for a well done autobiography, biography, fantasy, sci-fi, mythology, folklore, etc.

Music; I'm open to anything really.

Movies: I'll go see more or less any kind of movie. However unless its in its 3rd or so week I'll likely sit next to you silent except for a few tiny quips. I enjoy movie cuddling too.

Shows: Peep Show, Archer, Venture Bros, Eastbound and Down, Dexter, Parks and Rec, Community,Snuffbox.

Food: I like sushi quite a bit but I have a borderline addiction to guava flavored foods. Seriously, you can lure me into traps with the stuff, its been done before.
The six things I could never do without
Lego, Gushers, power tools, simple tools, my sense of touch, what remains of my mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random Music where I'm not sure if I know most of the lyrics or if I'm making them up.
The line between deviancy and experimentation.
Roko's Basilisk
Whether or not how hard I just cracked my neck has killed me or not.
On a typical Friday night I am
At work, doing anything from trying to evade being attacked with a steel chair to reading a bedtime story.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes create a narrative in my head voiced by Morgan Freeman while watching random people. I especially do this while browsing OKCupid profiles. They most often open with: "She had decided she'd turn to the internet to meet someone, the people she'd find there would surely disappoint or fascinate her."

I have a fetlife
You should message me if
You understand that ultimately our experiences are fleeting. In the end to lose as little as time and a face from brief interaction is a trivial loss but could be a colossal benefit.

You understand that any time can be adventure time.

You're a budding super hero looking to make me your side kick/love interest but don't actually have villains dangerous enough to outright kill me.

You would like to play a game of cat and also cat.

You didn't need Google for that reference.