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My self-summary
I save the world daily.
I'm part wolf. On my mothers side.
Far more charming when tone can be conveyed.
Incredibly sarcastic.
Tattooed, pierced, and a serious nerd.
I build cosplay.
An old school gentleman.
I tend to be shy with those I'm rather attracted to.
Intelligent (don't let my poor spelling fool you)
No kids, good job and Latino (whaaaaat?)
I would love to find a new gym buddy :)
Ohh, if you wanna learn how to dance salsa, hit me up! I need a new dance partner too lol

Looking for my Patty Mayo but really just having someone fun to be around would be cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Training for world dominance.
Working where ever till I achieve my dream of being a professor or author of works on ancient engineering. Till then stuff that will pay bills so I can do that in comfort in the future.
I’m really good at
I have an aptitude for most things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short, and my tattoos
The meanings to my tattoos will probably;
1 make you laugh
2 scare you (if they do we probably wont get along)
I don't take pictures of myself often because I find it awkward, so bare with me while I try to update them slowly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The once and future king (about King Arthur) is my favorite book. Followed by the Thrawn (Star Wars) series by Timothy Zahn

anime, comedy
I love stand up comedy. Seriously. One day ill write my jokes down and ill do it myself but that requires actually writing it down and the second issue of not losing it.

Music; everything but mostly metal. just too many artist to list but I will say slipknot, mastodon, job for a cowboy, gojira, the mars volta, Iwrestledabearonce, damian marley, Queens of the stone age, Man Man, The Refused, and junior senior are among my favorite things to listen to

This is my kind of stuff, don't like it? probably wont like being around me as I have music going allllll the time.

brotherhood of the wolf, Monty python and the holy grail, the last dragon, dragon, Serenity, Ali g in da house, clerks, El mariachi, desperado, v for vendetta, 13th warrior, any given Sunday, Pulp Fiction, equilibrium, frailty, dazed and confused, sideways, robin hood men in tights, a scanner darkly, office space, tombstone, anything Abbot and Costello, Star Wars
The six things I could never do without
I need nothing mortals find necessary.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people treat this dating site like it's facebook.

when the zombies come or our own mistakes as a people come down on us and society collapses, I fully intend on leading those willing to fight and survive into glory and rule over the land. SO if you think you'll have something to offer me and my merc band for when this time comes, feel free to contact me to solidify your place among those who will be granted provinces in our land.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not bouncing in Ybor I'm probably at home playing video games like and adult.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I kind of hate civilian life but I'm doing my best to accept it.

I have been looking for something worth having for a few years now and really would like to find someone to cuddle with, but my odd/picky taste in women sees that I don't.
You should message me if
This is easier;
You are lame.
You are too uptight. because I will offend you in some way. I promise.
You don't want to actually eventually meet up.
Your favorite movies list is all just shit from the last 5 years.
Your looking for a pen pal, I have enough pen pals, try facebook.
You can not smell what The Rock is cooking. (It's a wonderful baked mac and cheese with stuffed chicken)
You actually care about any celebrity gossip ever.
You think Sci Fi, video games, and anime are dumb but jersey shore is awesome.

You should if:
you have more ink than i do
have unnaturally colored hair
Those are just for bonus points