27 Denver, United States
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My self-summary
I enjoy books, both novels and of the comic variety, watching movies, and going out with friends. My sense of humor has been described as dry, but I maintain my assertion that I am occasionally amusing. I have a good amount of ink on my skin, my eyesight is poor, but my reading comprehension is excellent.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying it without falling into poverty
I’m really good at
Reading things quickly.
The first things people usually notice about me
They've never seen me and Superman in the same place at the same time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Guardians of the Galaxy/Deadpool
American Gods by Neil Gaiman
Bobs Burgers/Rick and Morty

One of these things is a lie.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Purchasing a private island. Unfortunately my time spent daydreaming about it has really hindered my ability to save up for it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either catching Pokemon, hanging out with friends, or browsing the classifieds for a private island.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once went to see a theatrical performance on puns, but it turned out to just be a play on words.
You should message me if
You want to try recipes from the Bob's Burgers cookbook