30Pompano Beach, United States
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My self-summary
I am a complicated creature. Ambitious but lazy, introverted yet boisterous, mindful with a reckless streak
What I’m doing with my life
Bringing the noise and other general funkitude. Pondering the downfall of American society. Also work.
I’m really good at
Thinking, criticizing, empathizing, navigation, Jeopardy, my job, writing, reasoning, intentional/unintentional comedy. Lots of other stuff too.
The first things people usually notice about me
My unflagging sense of bewildered amusement
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: The Wire, The Sopranos, Louie, Breaking Bad, The Shield, Mad Men, The Americans, Game of Thrones, Jeopardy, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Mr. Robot, Last Week Tonight, Better Call Saul, Black Mirror

Movies: Almost Famous, Royal Tenenbaums, Anchorman, Empire Strikes Back, Shawshank Redemption, Superbad, Ex Machina

Bands: Beatles, Arctic Monkeys, Radiohead, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, early Green Day, Modest Mouse, Tool, Biggie, CHVRCHES, Wu Tang, lots more

Books: From Beirut to Jerusalem, Thinking Fast and Slow, Animal Farm, Diplomacy, America (The Book), The Prize, The Power Broker, Zero Zero Zero

Food: Italian, Thai, Peruvian, Middle Eastern
Six things I could never do without
Family, ambition, great TV, human contact, sarcasm, oxygen/other vital substances
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. My inner monologue does not stop. Also international affairs.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
As a young child I was deathly afraid of pinecones
You should message me if
You think you're on my wavelength
The two of us