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My self-summary
My name is Christopher William Leigh Darling. I'm looking for someone to sit with me while the world burns.
What I’m doing with my life
If you figure it out will you please let me know?
I’m really good at
dancing. It's just about my favorite thing to do ever. Luckily it is also my job.

Hopefully I'm also good at making you laugh, because that's important to me. I'm told I'm good at giving advice.

I have other skills that I will use to surprise and amaze you at a later date.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile. Unless I'm not smiling. Then I suppose my face?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Let's just leave it at that I read a lot of books. I would love to talk with you about books.

Comics: Calvin and Hobbes. Edward Gorey <3

Movies: I like good films. I prefer it if they are not sexist and that they feature a variety of realistic humans doing realistically human things. Minimal explosions is preferred.

Television: RuPaul's Drag Race, Archer, Bob's Burgers, United States of Tara, Newsroom, Orange is the New Black, Transparent, Alpha House.

Music: A vast diversity of things. There is very little music that I don't enjoy.

Food: I could very happily eat nothing but burritos until the end of time. But I would really miss peanut butter sandwiches.
Six things I could never do without
1. Paula Abdul's Greatest Hits on compact disc.

2. A daily phone call from my great-aunt once-removed.

3. My sources within the CIA.

4. A toothbrush.

5. My left index finger.

6. Really cute shoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
your mom. She's a really nice lady.
On a typical Friday night I am
dancing on a bar in my underpants. Because that's what they pay me to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes classical music makes me cry. So I mostly listen to hip-hop.
You should message me if
you'd like someone for your mother to advise you against seeing any longer.
The two of us