I like Googie signage and midcentury architecture. Automatic doors fail to open for me with disturbing regularity. I believe earworms are a form of demonic possession that can be passed from one body to another. I love '80s music without shame. I possess, and am attracted to, an inappropriate wit. I once landed a plane.
If I'm wearing my ass pants, however, the inference is easy.
Some music I like: Guster, Rilo Kiley, Elvis Costello, Neko Case, Talking Heads, The New Pornographers, The Fratellis, The Decemberists, Ben Folds, They Might Be Giants
Some TV shows I like: Breaking Bad, Louie, The Americans, You're the Worst, Battlestar Galactica, American Pickers, Father Ted, QI, Would I Lie to You?
2. Pens for the notepads.
3. Google Earth.
4. Liquor. (I'm a writer; it's part of my retirement plan.)