43Dallas, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a working artist, a published writer of nonfiction and a photographer. I love a good road trip. I can't dance, but I can spell your ass off.

I like Googie signage and midcentury architecture. Automatic doors fail to open for me with disturbing regularity. I believe earworms are a form of demonic possession that can be passed from one body to another. I love '80s music without shame. I possess, and am attracted to, an inappropriate wit. I once landed a plane.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently researching content for what I hope will be my fourth book while making custom midcentury-inspired works for businesses and collectors.
I’m really good at
Parking. I'm a fantastic parker. I'm also good at making lists. I have two list-making apps on my phone and a constant stack of notepads festooned with bullet points.
The first things people usually notice about me
How I'm loath to speculate what goes on in other people's heads when they look at me. If you want to know what someone else thinks, ask them.

If I'm wearing my ass pants, however, the inference is easy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some movies I like, in no significant order: Stalag 17, Back to the Future, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, 3:10 to Yuma, Moon, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Amelie, Shaun of the Dead, The Shawshank Redemption, The Jerk, Fargo, Kuffs, Sneakers, Three O'Clock High

Some music I like: Guster, Rilo Kiley, Elvis Costello, Neko Case, Talking Heads, The New Pornographers, The Fratellis, The Decemberists, Ben Folds, They Might Be Giants

Some TV shows I like: Breaking Bad, Louie, The Americans, You're the Worst, Battlestar Galactica, American Pickers, Father Ted, QI, Would I Lie to You?
Six things I could never do without
1. Notepads.
2. Pens for the notepads.
3. Google Earth.
4. Liquor. (I'm a writer; it's part of my retirement plan.)
5. Ellipses.
6. Sandpaper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the word "pre-qualify" exists.
You should message me if
... you don't take anything too seriously, especially yourself. It would also be great if you've never gone bug nutty having thought an article from The Onion is real.
The two of us