41West Hartford, United States
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My self-summary
Im an outgoing, eclectic, witty, halfway-intelligent guy who loves hanging out with my friends and family. I'm a little goofy, irresistibly dorky and I prefer to rely on my inner nerd rather than my rugged handsomeness to get what I want out of life. Don't let my charming innocence fool you though - I still have an edge to me that makes hardened war veterans proud ;)
What I’m doing with my life
calculating my life expectancy on other planets (So far it doesn't look good)
I’m really good at
making people laugh / cooking / talking / poker / parallel parking / Rubik's cube / flirting / kissing / BBQ / oral hygiene / being left-handed in a right-handed world / magic 8 ball readings / embarrassing myself / wheel of fortune / counseling my friends and family / changing my oil / crashing on my mtn bike / skiing too fast

some things i enjoy:

peeling an apple in one fel swoop

telling people I'm a retired astronaut

awkward moments with people who can't handle awkard moments

Some things I DON'T enjoy:

coins/change in my pockets

Parking meters (see above)

Too much wasabi in the soy
The first things people usually notice about me
Im tall, my green eyes, my huge smile and if you listen carefully you'll notice my slightly-repressed Maine accent ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite authors: Hugh Hefner & Larry Flint

(Just kidding i get my porn off the internet like everybody else)

Dean Koontz and Stephen King are two of my favorites

Favorite movie: Karate kid has to be my favorite - recently the Revenant was daaamn good

Favorite food: all ethnicities are game and I'm never scared of trying a new restaurant! Nothing beats cooking at home with a nice bottle of red though...
Six things I could never do without
good beer
Calling out of work sick and enjoying the 5 things listed above
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What you and I are going to do this weekend
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my kids / hanging out with friends / having kick-ass dinner parties
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Kung Fu Panda is my spirit animal

I'm from Maine and I dont like winter

I'm an ENFJ
You should message me if
You want meet a cool guy who's fun to talk to and hang out with or if you're giving away plates of free cookies - definitely message me
The two of us