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My self-summary
A little erratic, and scatterbrained, but not totally terrible. I use a lot of adverbs and observational humor.

Radical Marxist-Feminist, lifelong vegetarian.

Probably fairly pretentious, but it's sort of endearing.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to college to get more knowledge (Just kidding, I need a degree so I can teach) Writing short stories, sitting alone in cafes, serenading my cat, gluing googly eyes on things, being chased around by 1st graders AKA assistant teaching.
I’m really good at
Swearing, charades, breaking apart patriarchal grammatical structure, cooking vegan food, making lists separated by commas, armchair psychoanalysis.
The first things people usually notice about me
Small/cold limbs, covered in coffee stains.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fiction: Crime & Punishment, The Idiot, Notes From Underground, In Cold Blood, Frankenstein, Lolita, Invitation to a Beheading, The Stranger, Exile & The Kingdom, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Catcher in the Rye, One Hundred Years of Solitude, To Kill a Mockingbird.

Non-Fiction: The Second Sex, The Sexual Politics of Meat, The Purity Myth, Gyn/Ecology: The Metaethics of Radical Feminism, The Surrealist Manifesto, The Gay Science.

Poetry: Aruthur Rimbaud, Sylvia Plath, Tristan Tzara, Andre Breton, Robinson Jeffers.

Also, a TON of various short fiction.

Music: Cocorosie, T. Rex, Devendra Banhart, Beck, Active Child, Lana Del
Rey, James Blake, Nicki Minaj, Howlin Wolf, Mission of Burma, Kanye West, Bon Iver, Grimes, Elvis Costello, Angel Haze, Depeche Mode, Yeasayer, Alt-J, Crystal Castles, Beirut, Frank Ocean.

Movies: Better Off Dead, John Water's Hairspray, Anchorman, The Jerk.

Food: Falafel, pesto, miso, mushrooms, kale, kombucha.
Six things I could never do without
Inside jokes
Something to read
A nice pen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ideas for stories, poly dynamics, Leon Trotsky, the rapid gentrification in my neighborhood, how to mess with street preachers, boundaries, time, art, Marcel Duchamp, things that would be made better by adding espresso, pop culture.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Kanye West and I have the same birthday.
You should message me if
The two of us