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My self-summary
Hello! My name is Anthony and I'm trying really hard to make friends and find love. If there was a studio audience, they'd be going "awwwww" right now.

I'm just a dude trying to make connections through this world wide website. Problem is I'm a shy weirdo. Social situations can and usually will freak me out. I'm trying, though!

I'm pretty run-of-the-mill in terms of normal personality traits: I'm kind and polite, people tell me I'm funny, and I'm a fun-loving fun lover who loves having fun. I also curse a lot, eat a lot, and whistle a lot.

Being the socially awkward mess that I am, I spend way too much time at home playing games. I don't mind doing this at all, but it gets lonely. It IS lonely. I try to get out, but the reasons to are few and far between. I'm looking for new reasons to go outside. But on the other hand, we can just stay in and watch movies! I'm falling behind on my movies and need help. So many movies...

Despite my silent nature, I do like to make friends. But I'm also shopping for a relationship. I've been lacking in the love life department for some time now, and it would be nice to have that again, and hopefully keep it this time around.

So if you wanna be friends, then let us commence chatting! Or if it's love you seek, let us also be friends, commence chatting, and hope things go down that road!

More information available below. Any questions, please inquire within. Thank you for choosing to read my profile!
What I’m doing with my life
By day, I'm working my glamorous "full-time" retail job. By night, I'm solving mysteries with my hippie friends & their dog. Or sleeping.
I’m really good at
Random facts, insomnia, making mix CDs/playlists, stuffing my face, listening, alphabetical order, bad impressions & accents, microwaves, spending money, mumbling, & keeping it real.

I'm really bad at
Long division, smiling, taking compliments, communicating with words, making sense, climbing ladders, poker, using an oven, & life.
The first things people usually notice about me
My crazy hair and/or my chubby face. People really like telling me my face is fat. I also wear shorts year-round, so that gets brought up a lot when it's cold. And people usually compliment me on my choice of t-shirts.

Oh, and there's that whole quiet thing...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are a few of my favorite things!

Green Day, New Found Glory, The Clash, Say Anything, Motion City Soundtrack, Beastie Boys, The Wonder Years, Muse, Oingo Boingo, DEVO, Gorillaz, Mad Caddies, Coheed And Cambria, Alkaline Trio, Fall Out Boy, Mindless Self Indulgence, Of Monsters And Men, NOFX, A Day To Remember, The Matches, Off With Their Heads, MC Lars, Primus, Tom Waits, The Aquabats!, K.Flay, The Front Bottoms...

(I also have a fondness for classical, old video game music, and music from the Nineties because I lived it.)

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Shaun Of The Dead, A Clockwork Orange, The Ring, Pulp Fiction, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Zombieland, High Fidelity, Inception, Beetlejuice, The Breakfast Club, Ghostbusters, Inglourious Basterds, Wet Hot American Summer, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Jurassic Park, The Matrix, Guardians Of The Galaxy...

The Simpsons, Futurama, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Dexter, Scrubs, Flight Of The Conchords, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Seinfeld, The X-Files, Mr. Show, Mystery Science Theater 3000, FLCL, Fullmetal Alchemist, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop...

(I also love old cartoons from 30's and 40's. Hand-drawn animation is a thing of beauty.)

(Video Games)
Super Mario World, Persona 4, Persona 5, Sonic The Hedgehog 2, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Silent Hill 3, BioShock Infinite, Rock Band 4, Saints Row The Third, Timesplitters: Future Perfect, Street Fighter Alpha 3, Portal, Pokémon, The Last Of Us, Batman, Marvel Vs. Capcom 2: New Age Of Heroes, Grand Theft Auto V, Life Is Strange, Fallout 4, Overwatch, Injustice 2, Tetris...

(I also enjoy board & card games. Just games in general. I love fun. Callback.)

Scott Pilgrim, A Clockwork Orange, Gorillaz: Rise Of The Ogre, Ghost In The Shell, Through The Woods, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, Howard The Duck, Harley Quinn, Sex Criminals, Suicide Squad, I Hate Fairyland, Guardians Of The Galaxy, Deadpool...

( I don't read as many word-only books as I probably should.)

I like food, food tastes good.
Six things I could never do without
My family & friends, of course. Something that plays music is required. Air to breathe would also be nice. Food is also kind of important. And viewers like you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life. Squirrels. Life with squirrels.

I dream about work and zombies a lot. That probably means something...
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't like this implication that Friday night is special. I've always preferred Tuesday nights.

Regardless, I'm either working or at home. If the planets align, I might have a reason to go out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
For my 30th birthday I was given a pink dinosaur plushie. His name is Tyrell the Tyrannosaurus and we share a bed together.

No, it's not like that.
You should message me if
You want to! If I somehow sold you on the idea that I'm worth your time, say hi! If we don't click, you can stop messaging me forever. Power of the Internet!

But seriously, folks, if you wanna chit-chat about your life, and maybe hear about the dumb things I like, message away! There are far worse things you could waste your time on. Who knows; maybe something magical will happen.

Also, if you think "Teenage Dirtbag" is one of the greatest songs ever written, then we might actually be soulmates.
The two of us