***Please note: dodging questions and failing to produce pics when asked are grounds for immediate blocking. So if your pics don't belong to you don't bother messaging me. To the guys that are honest, I apologize for the necessity of doing this. You can thank your dishonest, loser counterparts who "borrow" pics from others to pass as their own. ALSO if you want additional pics, I trade pic for pic only. Don't ask me for material to add to your "spank bank". *****
You could just skip this part and read the "you should message me if.." section. Pay close attention to the "test-drive" portion.
I'm a pretty easy-going girl who will sometimes wear her heart on her sleeve. I tend to try to cover it with a tough exterior while inside I'm sentimental and sweet. I will go out of my way to help people I care about and get flustered when someone thanks me for it.
I have a tough time with compliments...Receiving them, that is. I tend to brush aside comments on my looks because I'm more than my face. I'm also boobs and a butt...just kidding. I'm a person with imperfections and faults and a pretty damn high IQ, and just want someone to want me because of them, not in spite of them.
I'm a mother, but my kids don't need a dad. They have one. I don't talk about them a lot, not because I'm not a proud mom, but because anyone I go out with would be dating me, not my kids.
Trying to have a little fun.
Pondering the difficult questions:
Will there ever be world peace?
Can we end world hunger?
What do men wear under kilts?
...laughing at myself and not taking myself seriously all of the time. Try it! It's good for you.
Seriously, I promise to start polling all my friends and ex-boyfriends and see what they say, then I'll put all the stats up here. Not.
I don't know if it's the first thing people notice, but I get lots of compliments on my hair, eyes, and lips. I see them every day so I don't see them as anything out of ordinary, but I guess my opinion doesn't count much on a first impression of ME.
No, these aren't in any particular order.
You are a clean, non-smoking, intelligent man with a great sense of humor.
You don't have a handlebar 'stache, a porn 'stache, or meth mouth.
You don't have hair longer than mine (no Fabio wannabes need apply). Mine is currently just past my shoulders. Figure it out. Get a ruler if needed...or a haircut. This is non-negotiable. If you're in a cover band that does '80s "hair band" music I will make an exception.
You realize I lied about the exception to long hair. There is no exception. You can get it cut for less than $20. The only one in my relationships that will be getting their ponytail pulled is me.
You'd like to do things with me that don't revolve around "huntin', muddin', or drinkin'".---just joking. ;)
You are NOT some 20-something thinking you'd like to hook up with an older women. My babysitting days are done, I have no desire to "train" you, I'm not looking for a "cub". Contrary to belief, "older woman" and "dominatrix" are not synonymous. If your interest is genuine, great. If you are looking for the above- keep looking.
You are independently wealthy and would love to shower me with expensive gifts.
You are a Ginger with an accent (think Ed Sheeran).
You are a member of Spain's pro soccer team.
You don't determine a woman's worth by the size of her ass.
If you are a man that just needs one woman ...you're not out here just to "test-drive" everyone you talk to. Been there, done that. I'm not looking for an instant relationship, casually dating is fine.. BUT I don't want to be one of the many (MANY) you're seeing or talking to (sleeping with???) I've answered a LOT of questions. You should have at least a working knowledge of who I am just from reading my answers.
You should also message me if you are done with meaningless and looking for meaningful.
I'm not looking for a perfect guy...just the perfect guy for me.