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My self-summary
I'm an writer/actor/musician who is just getting over being mad at the world for its stupidity. As Carlin said, "life's a circus, get your tickets and enjoy the show." So, I'm coming out of my most cynical phase. I'm very hopeful about the future. Always have been, in my way, I guess. My friends have nicknamed me The Rock, the Voice of Reason, among others. I'm the guy they know they can count on. Whether it's counsel on gf/bf problems, career choices, or their car broke down and they just need a ride.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been in Denver for 6 years now. I lived in Austin since I started college, and I still get a bit of separation anxiety every now and then. Don't get me wrong, Denver is a great city. I love it here and could never see moving back. I have a job I can tolerate while I continue to pursue artistic endeavors.
I’m really good at
Snobby critiques. Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
How scary I look compared to what a softie I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Tom Robbins is a genius. Chris Moore is my current favorite.

Movies - The Princess Bride, Lawrence of Arabia, The Big Lebowski, Barry Lyndon, Grand Canyon, Short Cuts, Magnolia, Hannah and her Sisters and many, many more.

Shows - The Wire, Breaking Bad, Curb, Californication, The Walking Dead, Deadwood, Cougar Town (Penny Can!)

Food - Tex-Mex, Thai, Burgers

Music - Too many to name. I'm a musician, and have played everything from Classical to Punk. I love Funk and any music that gets your booty shakin'. I'm big on a lot of music from the late '60s to early '70s. The classic rock, the funky jazz, the boogaloo, the psychedelic. I also have a place for more contemplative stuff, both lyrically and musically. I told ya, I can go on for awhile.
Six things I could never do without
I have learned that I can do without anything, given time, but:

I spend a lot of time thinking about
How stupid people can be. (And write jokes about it)

Do I have clean undies for tomorrow?
On a typical Friday night I am
Rehearsing with one of the bands I'm in, and winding down from the long week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Probably way too much...
You should message me if
I haven't totally alienated you. I have that effect on some people. Everyone else loves me!

You have an irreverent sense of humor and a unique intellectual curiosity. I want a woman who knows she's sexy, no matter what she looks like.

Be creative. I don't care if it is basket weaving. Have a passion for something. I want to support you in your passion just as you support mine. Be prepared for late-night philosophical discussions about peanut butter and the essence of man.
The two of us