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My self-summary
i am here to look at my personality traits and to take tests and quizzes. i am married and not interested in any new relationships. ok cupid is also a test/quiz site, not only a dating site.

Pork Chop Sandwiches!

Oh shit! Get the fuck outta here! What are you doing??? Go!! Get the fuck outta here you stupid idiot!! Fuck, we're all dead, get the fuck out!

My god, did those pork chop sandwiches smell good!

Tell your mom, tell your dad: we were super rad.
What I’m doing with my life
Seeing how long I can balance on one foot for.
I’m really good at
Participating in (and winning) dizzy races.
The first things people usually notice about me
My peg leg. Or my eye patch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) books: Pillars of the Earth, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire, His Dark Materials, The Book Thief, A Thousand Splendid Suns, American Gods, Angels and Demons, Animal Farm, Fahrenheit 451, The Giver, The Hour I First Believed, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, I Am Legend, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Wicked, Rant, Watership Down, Clockwork Orange

(b) movies: Blues Brothers, Amelie, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Big Fish, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Equilibrium, Food Inc, Hook, Idiocracy, The Jerk, The Man with Two Brains, Moulin Rouge!, Religulous, Shaun of the Dead, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Who Killed the Electric Car?, An Inconvenient Truth, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Stardust, Love Actually, Life Is Beautiful

(c) Music: The Beatles, Catch 22, Cake, Coheed and Cambria, Death Cab for Cutie, Mumford and Sons, Gomez, Jethro Tull, Modest Mouse, Mountain goats, Queen, Rx Bandits, Say Anything, Streetlight Manifesto, Tool, World Inferno Friendship Society, Sublime

(d) foods: anything and everything.
The six things I could never do without
1) o
2) no
3) mat
4) o
5) poei
6) a
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How bitter i am that a group of weakminded and fearful people were so afraid of a different way of thinking than their own, that they boycotted a movie so forcefully that its sequels will never be made. (His Dark Materials)

Also: Would things be different if Gore won?
On a typical Friday night I am
having somewhere between a moderate amount of fun and waaay too much fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like random people knowing my secrets. *Glares suspiciously*
You should message me if
ONLY IF you have something good to talk about.