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My self-summary
I'm a substitute teacher with grandiose aspirations of smashing the state through comedy (RIP Bill Hicks/George Carlin) and travelling the world. I used to be something of a homebody, but travelling to Europe last year did a lot to change my mindset for the better. I took Spanish classes in Spain with other international students, walked through the streets of Las Ramblas, scaled the Eiffel Tower, and perused various works of art at the Louvre. Now, I have a newfound yearning for travel, adventure, and all that jazz.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently a substitute teacher in Emeryville, and exploring East Bay with my friends in the area. Current goals: applying to UC Berkeley for grad school and actually writing quality stand up comedy, as opposed to just pontificating the idea of it.
I’m really good at
Speaking Spanish, talking politics/history, Smash Bros., short distance track
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a neurotic delight, I think, I hope.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, Catcher in the Rye, Crime and Punishment, The Stranger, The Communist Manifesto, Catch-22, A People's History of the United States, Watchmen, Slaughterhouse Five, Cat's Cradle, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Fahrenheit 451, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Order of the Phoenix, The Problems of Philosophy, Sirens of Titan, Mother Night, Don Quixote, Brave New World, Maus, Persepolis

Movies: Brazil, Aliens, Grave of the Fireflies, The Last Emperor, Wall-E, Reds, Good Bye, Lenin!, Manhattan, Little Miss Sunshine, Borat, Bruno, The Last Emperor, Annie Hall, Where the Wild Things Are, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Hot Fuzz, The Battle of Algiers, The Princess Bride, Dog Day Afternoon, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, The Departed, The Goodfellas, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Dr. Strangelove, The Iron Giant, Fantasia, Memento, The Truman Show, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Blue Velvet, Schindler's List, 12 Years a Slave

Music: Radiohead, The Beatles, Queen, The White Stripes, Velvet Underground, My Bloody Valentine, Neutral Milk Hotel, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Portishead, Tom Waits, Neil Young, Brian Eno, Ween, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Nick Drake, Pink Floyd, Louis Armstrong, David Bowie, Talking Heads, Tame Impala, Beach House

Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Parks & Recreation, Archer, Game of Thrones, Spaced, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Death Note, Peep Show, The Office, Futurama, Better Call Saul, Ash vs. The Evil Dead, Nathan For You, The Eric Andre Show, Louie
Six things I could never do without
- Coffee
- The imminent self-destruction of the GOP (status: god fucking dammit...)
- Books and more books
- Friends with whom I can pontificate the wider world
- The Eric Andre Show
- Dogs. All of the dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can make a positive impact on the world and stop thinking about how to make a positive impact on the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being a third wheel to my two best friends in the following ways: either chilling at a random Oakland bar, walking through downtown Berkeley, or just chilling/watching random shit/reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get a slight kick out of watching the world burn.
You should message me if
You're a bit "off-kilter," eccentric, etc. Also you can't like Trump.
The two of us