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My self-summary
Dear potential internet dates, first off, don't waste my fucking time! If you're interested in hanging or meeting up, make some real effort. I'm not looking for a texting partner.
In case you missed the 7,900 photos of my cat and I on my profile you shouldn't be shocked when I tell you about my cat and say, "I'm highly allergic," after we plan on meeting. I'd hope most folks would take a second and further investigate. First of all it will never work out. Secondly, why waste our times? Thirdly, I will always choose my cat over you. Fourthly, I am balding, I have a beard, I smoke the pot sometimes. Apparently gals don't like balding, bearded dudes with cats as much as you'd think. They like rich coke heads, with dogs, clean cut, fast cars and Mumford & Sons fans. Oy!
Sensitive Sweet Bearded Cat Dude

I am Rock...
I strive everyday to be a better person than the person I was yesterday. Some days I fail miserably. Others I rise like a Phoniex towards the Sun! Harness The Darkness!

I hail from Montana,....after living In Denver, New Orleans, L.A., New York, Austin, I moved to Portland.

Music and painting are my passions.

I make music, wait tables, cuddle cats.

My mantra is: Desire, Perspire, Inspire & Repeat!

I'm eccentric and have never thought outside the box, because the box never existed.
What I’m doing with my life
Magic, Rock n' Roll, writing music, server, eating, cat whispering, bird whispering, mumbling in a deep bass voice.
I’m really good at
Singing, charming the socks off old ladies, taming animals & kids, writing stuff, music, cooking, Pattycaking, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard is magical! You don't like beards. Or Date: You remind of my brother!
Me: Oh yeah? What part of the South you from?
My hairline is fading like VHS'
Most women don't like this but...
I wear cat glitter well
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Rommel Drives On Deep Into Egypt: Richard Brautigan, To Kill A Mockingbird: H.Lee, Pulp: Bukowski, Last Good Kiss:Crumley, Fallen Angel: Hjortsberg, Black Spring: Henry Miller.

Cheers, S.O.A., Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, True Detective

Black Sabbath, Will Oldham, Dax Riggs, Tool, Elliott Smith, Pantera, Willie, Cash, Waylon, Tori, PJ, Cohen, Cave, Waits, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Public Enemy, Saul Williams, Nina Simone, etc.
Six things I could never do without
Music, Film, Laughter, Family, Soul, Imagination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bill Hicks, Women, Peace, Utopia, Justice, Awakening, Rock n' Roll, normal shit. What are you writing a book?
On a typical Friday night I am
Listening to doves cry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"I am a man who pisses largely, therefore I am a man of great mental activity." ~Henry Miller
You should message me if
You worship music! You have a vigor for life and seek to live it passionately within your means!

You like long walks on Hawthorne and fluorescent light dates at Freddy Myers Deli. You can get a good meal under $5! Don't be a snob, seriously.

No flakes.
Don't bring an ex-lover on our date, unless we're all cuddling. Ha!
Not a fan of powders or pills, but mind expanding is fun and love being a funguy! :)

I also don't drink, which is like saying I am a leper in this town. Weird and very sad. I'll stick to the pot. I quit because I have a bad stomach, but I do not judge, just don't be a jerk and I'll buy you a beer. Plus did I mention I'm a bartender?

Fan of Mary Jane :)

"I don't sleep, I just dream." ~Rust Cohle
The two of us