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My self-summary
Disclaimer: I know many feel gypsy is a slur, and that's debatable, since many gypsies don't care. Like myself. But as soon as I can afford it, I'll be changing my name to reflect the other half of my heritage, so don't worry. ;)

A viking chick just trying to make her way in the world.

Oh! And don't judge based on percentage alone. Its been a long time since I've touched this, and there's a serious need for some updates. :)

Also, I don't pay for A-List, so liking me is great and all, but send that message, or this will go nowhere.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on bettering my life. Studying for Veterinary Technician, applied towards zoology. Working on becoming more fit.
I’m really good at
•Getting down on myself.
•Giving people the cold shoulder. It's not really intentional, it just happens because I'm oblivious.
•Being Oblivious to flirting.
•Things and Stuff.
•Stuff and Things.
•Being a nerdy girl.
The first things people usually notice about me
•My weight - I carry my weight well, but yeah. I'm a big girl. But I'm smaller than I used to be, and I'm working on it.
•My eyes - Apparently, they're very striking....I guess?
•My smile - it's often referred to as coy, but I'm not trying to be. I just generally don't smile often.
•My intelligence - And boy, do I like to share it. I will talk your ear off about the weirdest collection of things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Just a taste...

Books: Republic Commando series, Wicked, The Odyssey, School Textbooks.
Movies: Serenity, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Deadpool, Almost anything Mark Wahlberg.
Shows: Supernatural, Blindspot, Bones, Grimm, Librarians, Vikings, GoT, Outlander.
Music: Pirate, Kulning and Sami, Broadway, pretty much anything.
Food: Oh fuck you, you want a favorite? No can do.

Last Book I Read: Outlander
Last Movie I Saw In Theaters: CA: Civil War
Last TV Show I Watched: Outlander/GoT
Last TV Show I Binged: Murdoch Mysteries
Last Album I Listened To: Hamilton Soundtrack
Last Food I Ate That I REALLY Enjoyed: A rare steak.
Six things I could never do without
Open communication with those I love
A good drink on a rough day
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I can get animal furs in good condition, cheaply...
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, working on school work, or at my bar, singing and talking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I'm completely terrified of not having lived my life to the fullest.
You should message me if
SOOO! If you're still reading after all this, and you don't mind a ridiculously nerdy girl who will lash out in fangirlish squees at any given moment, seemingly unprovoked, but is also super laid back and an amazing cuddler who loves to cook for others, read on.

•If you read all of my profile, and continue to read everything in this section.

•If you don't care that I mix up It's and Its all the time, but HATE when people can't get their other homonyms right. I like to be able to read your messages and understand them, and not have to translate them first.

•If you're good about spelling and punctuation. I am a serious sapiosexual, and I'm highly attracted to intelligence. A lack of proper spelling and grammar and punctuation is apt to dissuade me from further communication. Please have the decency to use full words, as well. If using a total of four more letters is too much work for you, then what else will be too much work? Using "r u" instead of "are you" is just lazy.

However, you don't have to have an extremely flowery vocabulary, either.

DISCLAIMER: If it's late, or either of us are drunk, then it doesn't count. I tend to type one handed when tired or drunk, and tend to stop caring about capitalizing.

•AND LASTLY (for now), if you can realize that while I've got all my weird quirks and some faults, I'm a totally random and unique individual who's really worth getting to know. I may seem high-maintenance or a pain in the ass, but trust me. I'm not. Not really. Make the slightest effort, and you'll see that it all just flows nicely.

Still reading? Don't be dissuaded by the "Replies infrequently" or "Replies rarely". I get a lot of "hey babi wan hook up?" type messages. If you're shy, guess what, I am too. Send that message anyway, as long as you're capable of intelligence higher than a tribble.
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