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My self-summary
Here's the basics you need to know.

I'm a pirate.
I sing.
I cook.
I don't do "exercise" (at least not right now. Busted my foot right as I was about to start a new regimen).
I camp.
I drink - socially.
I smoke - when I drink.
I don't do drugs. Not against certain ones, just have a good job that isn't worth losing over a short high.
I like kids, but I'm not necessarily looking to get involved with anyone who already has them. Unless they're furbabies. Bring on the furbabies.
I eat meat.
I play video games.
I play no instruments except the occasional drum at an event (I have played flute, guitar, and drums in the past, but I can't seem to stick with it).
I'm a nerd.
I tabletop when I have the time, which is pretty much never, now.
I've picked up HeroClix, and am slowly returning to MTG, as well.
I make stuff. Art, clothes, digital art. No people, yet.
I'm a sapiosexual.
I'm pansexual.
I'm learning Diesel Mechanics. No joke. I get covered in dirt, grease, oil and dust every day. I love my job.

Some days I find myself beautiful, but most days my friends have to yell at me because I just don't see it.

Oh, and I'm "fat." If my weight is an issue for you right off the bat, then you're not someone I care to know. Who I am is not what I weigh. Get to know me, and you'll find that I've already made big strides on my weight-loss journey, and that I'm far from ready to stop.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning Diesel Mechanics, working on commercial trucks and trailers. I'm slowly becoming a dirty grease monkey. I'm working on my weight, which is a slow process. Essentially, I'm working the daily grind, fighting my demons, and helping my friends with theirs.
I’m really good at
•Giving people the cold shoulder. It's not really intentional, it just happens because I'm oblivious.
•Being Oblivious to flirting.
•Being a walking contradiction. I try not to be a hypocrite, and I'm generally not, but sometimes, for example, I'll like two things that you generally can't like at the same time? Ugh. It's hard to explain.
•Kind of sewing. Not REALLY good, but I'm getting better.
•Things and Stuff.
•Being a nerdy girl.
•Sleeping during the daytime - I work swings and graves.
The first things people usually notice about me
•My weight - I carry my weight well, but yeah. I'm a big girl. But I'm smaller than I used to be, and I'm working on it.
•My eyes - Apparently, they're very striking....I guess?
•My smile - it's often referred to as coy, but I'm not trying to be. I just generally don't smile often.
•My intelligence - And boy, do I like to share it. I will talk your ear off about the weirdest collection of things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Just a taste...

Books: Republic Commando series, Wicked, The Odyssey
Movies: RHPS, Repo!, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Serenity
Shows: HIMYM, Grimm, Bones, SVU, Castle, Supernatural, Firefly and anything BBC.
Music: The Ace of Ruin, The Rasmus, Gogol Bordello, Anything but rap
Food: Oh fuck you, you want a favorite? No can do.

Last Book I Read: Outlander
Last Movie I Saw: Guardians of the Galaxy
Last TV Show I Watched: Outlander/Doctor Who
Last TV Show I Binged: Orange is the New Black
Last Album I Listened To: Awesome Mix Tape #1
Last Food I Ate That I REALLY Enjoyed: A T-bone steak.
The six things I could never do without
Open communication with those I love
A Stiff Drink after a rough day
A Tent in the middle of a forest or field
Fellow Pirates
My Corset
A fantastic pair of heels or flats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'm headed in life. I've traveled a lot of paths in my short time, and still not done making changes. Also, why the hell do so many russians drive Volvo trucks with Volvo engines. Those things suck.

Also, carbs. Like any girl who is watching her weight, oh my god I can't tell you how much I miss lasagna. And potatoes. Mmmm...
On a typical Friday night I am
Working in the shop. Yay for working graves on weekends. *insert Genie in cheerleader outfit*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that no matter how outspoken, brash, confident, cocky, bitchy, or wild I may seem, I am really a shy little woman looking for the right person who can handle me, no matter my current mood.
You should message me if
SOOO! If you're still reading after all this, and you don't mind a ridiculously nerdy girl who will lash out in fangirlish squees at any given moment, seemingly unprovoked, but is also super laid back and an amazing cuddler who loves to cook for others, read on.

•BIG ONE HERE! I'm a bigger gal. Not, "OMG Whale!" But I am a bigger gal. I am working on it, but it's a slow process. If you've got issues with that, don't even BOTHER.

•If you read all of my profile, and continue to read everything in this section.

•If you don't care that I mix up It's and Its all the time, but HATE when people can't get their other homonyms right. I like to be able to read your messages and understand them, and not have to translate them first.

•If you're good about spelling and punctuation. I am a serious sapiosexual, and I'm highly attracted to intelligence. A lack of proper spelling and grammar and punctuation is apt to dissuade me from further communication.
DISCLAIMER: If it's late, or either of us are drunk, then it doesn't count. I tend to type one handed when tired or drunk, and tend to stop caring about capitalizing.

•AND LASTLY (for now), if you can realize that while I've got all my weird quirks and some faults, I'm a totally random and unique individual who's really worth getting to know. I may seem high-maintenance or a pain in the ass, but trust me. I'm not. Not really. Make the slightest effort, and you'll see that it all just flows nicely.

Still reading? Don't be dissuaded by the "Replies infrequently" or "Replies rarely". I get a lot of "hey babi wan hook up?" type messages. If you're shy, guess what, I am too. Send that message anyway, as long as you're capable of intelligence higher than a tribble.